Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.

Groupchat #17

Y/N/N- It's the edges for me.

Sarcastic Head- Oh lord.

Hologramatic Cunt- It's the fake earrings for me.

Broken AI- Here we go.

Y/N/N- It's the jumbo ears for me.

The Diva- PFFT-

Hologramatic Cunt- It's the fake chain for me.

Curryholic- Well damn.

Y/N/N- It's the *crispy* lips for me.

Sarcastic Head- HSMANTJAJF-

Hologramatic Cunt- It's the olaf pants for me.

Curryholic- Sorry, what?

Y/N/N- It's the oversized shirt that ain't your for me.

The Diva- Pfft.

Hologrmatic Cunt- It's the drawn on eyebrows for me.

Broken AI- Oof.

Y/N/N- It's your crush rejecting you for me. ; )

Sarcastic Head- Pffhantnajtb-

Hologrmatic Cunt- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!

Curryholic- ; )

Hologramatic Cunt- SPILLING MY SECRETS!

Broken AI- Oop-

Hologramatic Cunt- THAT'S WHY YOUR DAD LEFT!

The Diva- WHOA!

Sarcastic Head- Too far!

Curryholic- What the fuck?!

Broken AI- Uncalled for.

Y/N/N- Ain't like I'm five years old.

Y/N/N- Ya know?

Y/N/N- Ain't like I'm gonna be up every night asking my mum, 'When's daddy coming home?'

Y/N/N- Ya know?

Hologramatic Cunt- Y/N I-

Y/N/N- Who need him?

Y/N/N- He wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket.

Y/N/N- But I learned didn't I?

Curryholic- Babe-

Y/N/N- And I got pretty damn good at it too didn't I?

The Diva- Yeah you did...

Y/N/N- Got through my first day without him.

Y/N/N- Learned how to drive.

Y/N/N- How to fly.

Y/N/N- How to fight without him.

Broken AI- Y/N, maybe you should-

Y/N/N- I HAD FOURTEEN! GREAT BIRTHDAYS WITHOUT HIM!

Y/N/N- HE DIDN'T EVEN SEND ME A DAMN CARD!

Y/N/N- TO HELL WITH HIM!

Sarcastic Head- This got too real way too quick-

Curryholic- Babe I'm sorry.

Y/N/N- I ain't need need him then and I ain't need him now.

Y/N/N- ...How come he don't want me man?

Hologramatic Cunt- Y/N, I didn't mean it, I-

~Y/N/N has logged off~

The Diva- You damn fucked up this time.

~The Diva has logged off~