(I would like to say. That in this gc. Lister and Rimmer are in a relationship because we all know they would be but the writers are pussies.
: ) Enjoy.)
Curryholic- I'll speak french between your legs. ; )
Hologramatic Cunt- The hottist thing I've ever been told.
Sarcastic Head- I'm just picturing someone screaming 'bonjour' at a penis.
Y/N/N- sacrebleu madmazel vagina. Hor hor hor, titty croissants.
(A/N; I would like to quickly translate this. From French to English, this would translate to;
"Damn it unmarried woman vagina. Ha ha ha, titty crossant.")
The Diva- "TiTtY cRoIsSaNtS" pfhtjakrnrj-
Broken AI- None of you should ever be having sex.
Hologramatic Cunt- ...
Curryholic- Rude.
The Diva- You're not the boss of us.
Y/N/N- Because technically that would be me ; )
Y/N/N- And I say, if y'all are gonna fuck, maybe warn us to we can play music over the noise. Thank you.
Sarcastic Head- Pfft.
Hologramatic Cunt- Are we really that loud?
The Diva- "ArE wE rEaLlY tHaT lOuD?"
Curryholic- Leave him alone!
Broken AI- Fml.
Y/N/N- ...
Y/N/N- IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS.
Broken AI- What?
Sarcastic Head- ...
Y/N/N- IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS.
Curryholic- Uhhh-
Hologramatic Cunt- : /
Y/N/N- *sighs*
Y/N/N- IF YOUR LIFE'S A FUCKING MESS AND YOU'RE KINDA FUCKING STRESSED IF YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSED CLAP YOUR HANDS.
The Diva- 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Y/N/N- 👏👏👏👏 THERE WE GO 👏👏👏👏
Curryholic- Are you two okay?
Hologramatic Cunt- Do you need counselling?
Broken AI- Do you need help?
Sarcastic Head- Are you high?
The Diva- YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
The Diva- YOU BETTER NIT CRY.
Y/N/N- 'CAUSE IF YOU DO I'LL STAB YOUR FUCKING EYE.
Broken AI- What-
The Diva- RUSSIAN SANTA CLAUSE, DOES NOT FUCK AROUND.
Sarcastic Head- Oop-
Y/N/N- LET ME INTO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!
Curryholic- Omfg.
The Diva- HE'S MAKING A LIST.
The Diva- CHECKING IT TWICE.
Y/N/N- BETTER LEAVE OUT SOME VODKA WITH ICE.
Hologramatic Cunt- Right. No more alcohol for the two of you.
Broken AI- Both of you to bed.
The Diva- No!
Curryholic- You need sleep.
Y/N/N- I'm not like other girls.
Y/N/N- I know how to kill you,
Y/N/N- Make it look like an accident,
Y/N/N- Cry at your funeral,
Y/N/N- Make everyone feel bad for me,
Y/N/N- And then get away with it. <3
The Diva- Yes babe yes.
Curryholic- The fuck-
Hologramatic Cunt- Did you just threaten him?
Y/N/N- Nope. : )
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Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.
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