(A/N: In this one you are Rimmer's sister. And well, he is a hard light hologram because texting obviously.)
Y/N- Morning Brother.
Rimmer- Hello sister.
Y/N- I made a pot of kool aid.
Holly- What?
Rimmer- You don't make a pot of cool aid.
Y/N- Well, I-I did.
Rimmer- Is it hot?
Y/N- Maybe. Maybe not.
Rimmer- It's hot isn't it?
Y/N- Yeah!
Cat- XD
Rimmer- Hot cool aid?!
Y/N- I can put some ice in it if you like?
Rimmer- Uh, no. I'm not thirsty.
Y/N- Brother!
Kryten- You're dead though?
Rimmer- I'm not gonna drink it.
Y/N- I made this for you...
Rimmer- NO.
Y/N- DRINK IT!
Rimmer- NO.
Y/N- I want you to drink this!
Rimmer- I'm not gonna drink it!
Lister- Is it bad I'm enjoying this argument?
Y/N- DRINK THIS RIGHT NOW OR I'LL POUR IT ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME IT ON YOU!
Cat- Nope.
Rimmer- Oh yeah real mature.
Y/N- I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
Rimmer- Now why don't you grow up?
Y/N- I DID IT! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
Holly- Just drink it Arnold.
Rimmer- Well I'm not gonna drink it.
Y/N- I HATE YOU!
Lister- *le gasp*
Kryten- Why not?
Rimmer- That's all I ever hear any more.
Rimmer- "Brother try this."
Rimmer- "Brother try that."
Rimmer- Remember that... what was it?
Rimmer- Cinnamon toast and uh, what was it?
Y/N- Mayonnaise.
Rimmer- Mayonnaise!
Cat- That was a good idea.
Rimmer- She didn't't make a single pound on it!
Y/N- I made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise.
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Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.
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