Red Dwarf Preferences and One Shots.

Groupchat #25

If I Had To Pick A Dude- You play for a different team but you still play ball don't ya?

Been There Done That- You're a horrible person.

If I Had To Pick A Dude- I know it keeps me up at night.

Currently Doing That- Mood.

~Later~

It Happened Once In A Dream- What do you mean no?

Eagle 1- I mean no, wanna hear it in Spanish? *N O N.*

Eagle 2- XD

If I Had To Pick A Dude- What is wrong with you?

Eagle 1- I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones okay? Sarcasm is my only defence.

Been There Done That- The most British thing I have ever heard.

~A few days after that~

Been There Done That- You called Holly before you called me?

If I Had To Pick A Dude- I'm suppose to call you first when I find a dead body?

Been There Done That- YES!

Currently Doing That- Now, what do we do about the 20ft wall of windows?

Eagle 1- Oh okay I wasn't the only one wondering.

It Happened Once In A Dream- What the hell is going on?

Eagle 2- Wait, a dead body?

Been There Done That- No a body of water.

Been There Done That- Yes dumbass a dead body!

~about a week after that~

Eagle 1- Depends on how you define lying.

It Happened Once In A Dream- I define it as not telling the truth how do you define it?

Eagle 1- ...reclining your body in a horizontal position?

~Later that same day~

Currently Doing That- What's wrong with him?

Eagle 1- What wrong with him? I don't know, do I have a PhD in lycanthropy?! How am I suppose to know that??

Eagle 2- Wait, you faint at the sight of blood?

If I Had To Pick A Dude- No, but I might at the sight of a cut off arm!

~Later after a part, and a fair bit of drinking~

Been There Done That- Dude, if I weigh 99 pounds, then eat a pound of nachos, would I be 1% nacho?

If I Had To Pick A Dude- What?

Eagle 2- If I drop a bar of soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

It Happened Once In A Dream- Dude, what are you talking about?

Eagle 1- Bruh, what orange came first, the fruit, or the colour?

Currently Doing That- What- oh you've got a point there.

Eagle 2- If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

It Happened Once In A Dream- How much have you drank?

Been There Done That- If you were born deaf, what language do you think in?

If I Had To Pick A Dude- UGG-

Eagle 1- If you get out of a shower clean, how does a towel get dirty?

Currently Doing That- Mhm.

Been There Done That- If Apple Made a car, would it still have windows?

If I Had To Pick A Dude- Alright. I'm leaving before I get a contact high from listening to you all.