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"So imma need those digits."
"Isn't that a bit too fast? You don't even know my name or-"
"Of your credit card, you idiot."
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A boy calls in to a hotline for help on how to win his dream girl. There he...
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❝Hey, do you plan on going anywhere tonight?❞
❝Uhhh, that's a very random question.❞
❝Goodness London, can you ever just answer a question without being difficult?❞
❝That's not in my nature, so no I can't.❞
❝He seriously just sassed me...❞
❝...❞
❝Stop laughing at me!❞
❝...❞
❝Stop! You're laugh is very...❞
❝Butterfly inducing?❞
❝I was going to say husky, but I guess that works too.❞
❝I was just trying to make a joke that you would most likely disagree with, but you actually agreed. Wow, this just took a weird turn...❞
❝Goodness, can't a girl say a boy has a nice laugh without being judged?❞
❝Sure, but the boy suddenly feels very awkward.❞
❝It's because you're very shy, boo. Learn how to take a compliment. They're a rarity, especially coming from me.❞
❝I suddenly feel like laughing.❞
❝Please don't.❞
❝Oh, I'm sorry 103. Does it make you feel uncomfortable?❞
❝No, it makes me feel like calling you...❞
❝Calling me what?❞
❝Daddy.❞
❝NO NO NO NO NO. THAT WORD IS HORRIBLE!❞
❝I know. Just wanted to prove my point that I'm the one who always has the advantage. So don't try to be cute around here because I WILL USE THE WORD. Understand?❞
❝Yes Queen 103.❞
❝All hail 103! Either way, I still want to know if you're going anywhere tonight. ❞
❝I think I might make a pit stop at the store, but that's it. Why?❞
❝Because I have an assignment for you.❞
❝Oh boy.❞
❝Oh , hush. It's not that bad.❞
❝Yeah right.❞
❝Alright daddy, so listen up.❞
❝Please stop calling me that.❞
❝Just listen! When you're at the store, I want you to go up to two people, smile and say hi. See if you can spark a conversation. That's it.❞
❝...you're kidding, right?❞
❝Nope.❞
❝And how are you going to know if I actually do it or not?❞
❝I won't. But if you don't, you'll just be one step farther away from saying 'Hey There Delilah'.❞
❝...really? You couldn't think of anything MORE original?❞
