Heartbreak Hotline

BONUS 2: ❝wrong number❞

Bold || London

Italics || 143

*ring ring*

❝Hey boo boo. This is 143 speaking. How can I help you out today?❞

❝Oops, I think I put in the wrong representative number. Sorry.❞

❝Aw that's okay, bebe. Anything I can help you with though? ❞

❝Well maybe you can get me over to 103. That's who I meant to call but apparently my fingers happened to slip and dial this one instead. ❞

❝Well they sure seem to know who to dial if you ask me.❞

❝...❞

❝You wanna know something?❞

❝What?❞

❝You must have really good wifi.❞

❝I'm sorry. I don't think I under-❞

❝Because I'm feeling a strong connection.❞

❝Y-yo...uh.❞

❝Sorry...that wasn't like me. I must've hit my head when I fell for you.❞

❝Uh, can I-❞

❝Aw, c'mon man. Don't be so uptight! All you have to do is play along.❞

❝I'd rather not.❞

❝Pretty sure you'll be thinking differently after this conversation. I have lots of different tricks up my sleeve ya know.❞

❝Last time I checked you're a hotline representative, not a magician.❞

❝Well the boys seem to say my kisses leave a spell on them. Want to test the theory?❞

❝No, I really just want to be transfer-❞

❝You're so lucky that you dialed up the real love doctor here.❞

❝I don't think I need a love doctor right now, but thanks for the cheesy pickup lines.❞

❝Aw c'mon dude! I needed a boy to toy with for a little while. It gets so boring hearing people whine and complain all freaking day.❞

❝Isn't that part of working with people?❞

❝Yeah you're right, but still. Anyway, you seem adorable. Sooooo...what's your name cutie? Maybe one day I can steal it.❞

❝Er...London.❞

❝Wow, totally suits you. It's adorable and that place is pretty popular. ❞

❝Well I'm not.❞

❝You're pretty popular with my eyes right now.❞

❝...you haven't even seen me before.❞

❝Your point?❞

❝Look, nice chat but-❞

❝By the way, do you happen to have a spare heart on you?❞

❝Can't say I do.❞

❝Can you double check? I'm pretty sure you just stole mine.❞

❝143, are you done yet?❞

❝I'm sorry, are you talking to me?❞

❝Uh, yes.❞

❝Oh great! Because now we can skip the small talk and go straight to the sweet talk.❞

❝Hey, look. As entertaining as this may be to you, I'm interested in another girl. Sorry.❞

❝Man, I wasn't even interested. I just needed my daily dose of flirting. Thanks for killing the whole vibe though.❞

❝Sorry to disappoint.❞

❝Do you even know what 143 means? Do you not even understand the significance of my number?❞

❝...❞

❝Bruh, I'm the flirting specialist of Heartbreak Hotline. You do realize that certain numbers have certain meanings here, right?❞

❝Yeah, kind of.❞

❝Good. Because my number is just the flirting specialist. You may want to avoid a few of the others...Luckily you didn't dial their numbers on accident. That would've been hilarious to be honest.❞

❝Can I just be transferred to 103 already? I think my mind has been scarred enough today.❞

❝Oh, right! Talk to you later, my cutes.❞

❝Can you stop saying that?❞

*cringes*

❝Hah.❞

© Lightning_Stryker 2020

Thanks to astrophile for asking about 143 and inspiring this bonus chapter XD