Sᴛᴏᴘ Bᴇɪɴɢ A Dᴀᴅ: Aᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs Wʀᴏɴɢ Nᴜᴍʙᴇʀ

||16|| Captain Smallica

"No. Way."

She turns around to face Tony, eyes wide.
He thought she was surprised to see the Avengers. Nah, she was connecting dots.

"My dad is Tony Fricking Stark???"

"What?"

It made sense!
Except it didn't.
Chicken is Falcon
Barney is Barnes
Mama Spider is Black Widow
Old man is Steve Rogers
Mungo Jerry is Tony Stark

That means..

"You're Archer," Victoria walks over to Clint, who's also surprised.
"You're who I've been texting this past month?? I've been confiding in an Avenger??"

All Clint could get out was;
"You're so small."

The full realization that this guy is like, her best friend, settles in, and she does the one thing she can think of.
She stares at him.
In all honesty she kinda wanted to hug him, but that'd be weird.

Wait, isn't that what she said about Black Widow? And Mama Spider, who she now knows is the hero lady herself, said she probably likes hugs?

Turning away from Clint she grins at Natasha, and it only takes a moment for her to understand what's going on.
Yes. Victoria gets a hug from the famous super hero.

"Can I adopt you now?" Natasha smiles as they pull away.

Victoria places her fist over her heart with a curt nod.
"You may."

And Peter just stands awkwardly next to Tony.

Vic also becomes awkward when she remembers that her mom is probably wondering why she isn't home yet.
"Shit!"

"Language!" Steve calls out from behind his book, earning a light shove from Bucky.

The young girl sits beside said Winter soldier, pulling out her phone to shoot her mom a text.

Vicklepickles
I forgot to tell you that I'm over at the compound with the Avengers.
So I won't be home till later

Mamallama
And why are you at the compound?

Victoria looks up at Tony.
"Why am I at the compound?"

The genius scratches his goatee, thinking about the kid's statement about her mother. Who is definitely wondering why her daughter is chillaxing with the heroes of New York.
"Internship?"
That was always his go-to for whatever reason.

Vicklepickles
Internship

Mamallama
What?

Vicklepickles
I'm Mr. Stark's new intern
I forgot to tell you sorry
I guess I got to excited I didn't even think about letting someone know
Lol

Mamallama
You got an internship with Mr. Stark?
That's great, hon!

Vicklepickles
Ikr
I'm totally just chilling with the Avengers rn it's awesome

Absentmindedly, Vic leans back, laying horizontally on the couch.
What she didn't remember was that she was sitting next to Bucky. So her head was now on his lap as she continues texting her mom.

Mamallama
Cool 😎
Alright, have fun pickles
Love u <3

Vicklepickles
I will
Love u 2 <33

Victoria slowly moves her phone away from her face as she looks right up at Bucky's, who seems slightly shocked but also happy. She looks back to her phone.

Stick
Hiiii

Bucky stops staring at the small child in his lap when his phone blips, so he pulls it out, laughing lightly.

Barney
Hi

Stick
Is it weird that I'm on your lap rn
I mean
We practically just met

Barney
Nah
It's fine
You're cute anyways

Stick
I am not! >:I

Barney
You're a tiny little human
And you're laying on my lap
Yes you're cute

Stick
Noooooo

The rest of the Avengers stand around, looking at the unusual sight.

Barney
Yes
You are a cute smol bean

Stick
How do you know what a smol bean is??
You're like, 1,000 years old

Barney
I'm 106 :/

Stick
Wow
You're older than Captain Shmerica and yet you know so much more about phones.

Barney
I've always known more than him
For instance
I was in the army before he was
Back when he was about as twiggy as you

Stick
Oo
Captain Smallica
Bet he got zero ladies
Bet he couldn't dance with fear of snapping his capsicle stick legs

The Avengers were even more confused when Bucky, Mr. Ima go sulk in my room cuz I kinda hate life, bursts out laughing, accidentally knocking Vic onto the floor who is laughing equally as hard.