Sᴛᴏᴘ Bᴇɪɴɢ A Dᴀᴅ: Aᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs Wʀᴏɴɢ Nᴜᴍʙᴇʀ

||29|| Doordash Bucket with a Gun

(Idea by SoumyaSingh852 )

Interaction with Wanda, or Bucky and Sam. Maybe both?

(A/N: ima do the boys cuz Wanda's in the middle of processing some things if you know what I mean #WandaVision)

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Stick
Yo
U busy?

Barney
Yeah
What's up?

Stick
I'm hungry

Barney
Why are you texting ME if you're hungry?

Stick
Because u r my own personal doordash

Barney
Since when?

Stick
Since now
Get me foods
I'm not me when I'm hungry

Barney
Need a kit kat?

Stick
That would be nice
But maybe like, a chezburger or a pizza

Barney
Chezburger?

Stick
Burgers that are made by a guy named Chez
Find him specifically
I don't want a burger if it isn't made by Chez

Jk there is no one named Chez

Barney
Wtf is wrong with u

Stick
You're right
I'm sorry
My friend's uncle's niece's brother's son's dad's sister's fourth cousin's grandpa has a 2nd cousin 4 times removed then reclaimed and added again, named Chez

Barney
...
How long did it take you to come up with that?

Stick
Less than a second

Barney
Okay then
Well
I just dropped Allie off at her therapist so I'll go grab u a burger

Stick
Many thanks my loyal servant

Barney
Whatever

. . .

Victoria groans loudly as she lays herself across the couch, causing Sam to roll his eyes as he focuses on his tv show.

The girl let's out a louder groan as she switches sides, her head resting in the Avenger's lap.

Letting out a final sigh of obvious boredom, she stretches out again, purposefully rubbing her hand across his face so he can no longer see his screen.

"OH MY GAWD!!" He snaps, shoving Vic off his lap. "What do you want?! I'm trying to watch Avatar! Zuko is gonna apologize to the group for trying to murder them on multiple occasions and I do not want to miss that!!"

Victoria snorts as she sits up, whipping her hair from her face.
"Can't you tell? I'm bored as fuck."

"What am I supposed to do about-"