wrong person to rob

confrontation

stiles walked down the street aimlessly. waiting for the weird feeling to return. it did.  he confined to walk around nonchalantly as if a feeling wasn't gnawing at his mind.
he ambled into an alleyway once out of sight he leapt up a wall, his hands gripped the top as he heaved himself up, now stiles just had to wait.

stiles wasn't stupid, no way would he go to them first, that was a sure way to get ambushed and that was not what stiles had planned for a Wednesday morning.

the summer wind messed with his hair as he waited. it only took a few minutes for the same four to show up again, perfect.

"where is he?"
the rich guy barked

"his scent is here i promise"

"well find him then"

stiles heard sniffing from below him. followed by a pause, scent? does stiles smell so bad they can follow him?? he literally had a shower that morning, stiles sniffed himself to check. he smelt of roses.

"he... climbed the wall"

this was stiles moment to make a grand entrance, he popped his head over and grinned broadly at the four

"hey guys, how's stalking me going?"
he asked with cockiness

"give my watch back"
angry rich guy barked

stiles feigned ignorance,
"what watch? which watch? this watch? which watch was the watch of which you were watching?"
stiles rambled, the angry guys jaw tightened and stiles swore his eyes flashed red.

"you fucking pickpocketer  give it back before i make you?"
he snapped, the veins were practically bursting out his head.
stiles just smiled

"oh no, please don't let the big bad wolf reach me. that would be terrible"
he sighed and placed his hand on his head.
before bursting out laughing.

this actually made the four take a step back
"how do you know?"
one whispered

"wait. know what? that he has anger issues? or he acts like a meanie when i bet he's a teddy bear at heart"
stiles cooed, the others visibly relaxed. noted, stiles though.

"you know what? enough pissing about, i'll take it from your dead body if i have to"
angry guy growled

stiles barked a laugh
"who even are you? bruce wane?"
they looked confused, if stiles ever met them again he would make them read and watch all the batman comics.

"Derek hale"

he stated as if the words had deeper meaning, as if stiles was supposed to recognise him and cower in fear.   stiles just snorted

"ok nice to meet ya i guess, shall we all sit down and have a chat?"
stiles sassed. that must have done it cause derek started climbing the wall, luckily for stiles he as a few devices for  random situations, like this.

he grabbed  a small metal box from his backpack and dropped it down, on its descent  webbing shot out of it and trapped derek. stiles internally fist pumped. he felt a little like spider-man in that moment.

"this has been really fun like, highlight of the year but i gotta go. oh... and stop following  me or i'll rip out your elongated teeth with pliers, even if i don't understand how you do that i'll still take them out, like a deranged dentist"

with the threat dropped he took off running over buildings. as soon as the odd feeling he always had around him faded stiles grinned.

he dropped off a roof near his new flat and settled into his bed. he couldn't remember the last time he slept well and tonight he was sure would be no different.  but at least he was comfy. pulling out his laptop stiles reclined on his headboard and began watching love and monsters, then main character kinda looked like him.

it was four am when his doorbell rang he crept towards it slowly, the feeling had returned about five minutes ago. he  peeked through the keyhole. no one  was there. stiles opened the door confused, did someone just dingdong ditch him?

two people stepped into view, two that were there when he threatened them, two that were there when he slashed their tires, two people that had been stalking him for weeks. shit.  he tried to slam the door in their faces but one stuck out their foot, refraining him from doing so.

stiles put all his weight against the door and struggled to keep it there. one leaned their head through, he had brown hair and a slightly crooked jawline and sharp yellow eyes. stiles gulped at his expression.

"at first we were just gonna take the watch back but now we're gonna take you"
he seethed.

"how bout no?"
stiles managed before yanking the door open, sending the two toppling onto the floor.

"sorry"
he shouted over his shoulder as he ran toward the window.
snatching his bag from the bed he leapt out, one guy followed suit.

stiles landed smoothly by breaking his fall, the other guy did not. as much as stiles didn't want to the guy looked to be in pain, he threw some sleeping pain relief meds over his shoulder and they landed next to the guy.

"take those"
he yelled and ran off.

i have literally 5 reads so thanks to those 5 ppl lmao (: