-when a girl travels to the world cup with her best friend, simply to support her country, she runs into birmingham's finest.
(social media x irl)
"im sorry, do i know you?"
"you dont need to know me."
1. jude bellingham (01/01/2023)
1. jobe belling...
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celina was sat on the phone telling her uncles, neymar, thiago silva and lucas paqueta about what had happened between her and jude.
"ok e quem diabos é ele? da próxima vez que eu o vir em campo, você sabe que vou dar um ou dois socos nele." (okay and who the fuck is he? next time i see him on the pitch you best know ill throw a punch or two at him."
neymar shouted making the two beside him laugh. "você o ouviu! está à vista, o pau!" (you heard him! it's on sight, the prick!)
thiago cursed as lucas shook his head, "que pena, ele parecia uma criança também." (that's a shame, he seemed like a good kid aswell.)
"claramente ele não é quando pensa com o pau e não com o cérebro!" (clearly he isnt when he thinks with his dick, and not with his brain!)
anitta shouted in the back, "eu sei muito bem que a mãe dele não o criou assim." (i know damn well his mum didnt raise him like that.)
she added on, "ele ainda acha que eu e ele ainda estamos juntos." celina laughed (he still thinks that me and him are still together.)
"bem, se ele perguntar, diga a ele para chupar sua nova garota, pois ele está convencido de que foi amor à primeira vista." (if he asks, tell him go suck his new girl off since he thinks that it was love at first sight.)
thiago shouted, before lucas told him to calm down.
"quer dizer, acho normal os casais brigarem. mas isso é basicamente trapaça agora." (i mean, i think its normal for couples to fight. but that's basically cheating now.)
lucas spoke to his niece, "você sabe que merece coisa melhor, certo?" (you do know your deserve better, right?)
"obviamente, você viu meu substituto?" (obviously, have you seen my replacement?)
celina chuckled, "não por que?" (no why?) anitta questioned her daughter attentively.
"deus ele rebaixou. ela persegue meu instagram diariamente." (god did he downgrade. she stalks my instagram daily.)
"cadela estranha." (weird bitch) anitta frowned, not liking what she was hearing.
"então quando você vai terminar com ele?" (so when are you going to break up with him?)
