[HOORAY] I Got a Day Off [I Can Rest] pt 3

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755: Anonymous Strategist

I haven't seen the Marshal lately.

756: Anonymous Strategist

Maybe he's dead?

757: Marshal

The booze is good again today.

758: Anonymous Strategist

So he's just drowning his sorrows.

759: Anonymous Strategist

He's totally become a washed-up old man.

760: Marshal

Today's drink will be 5 liters of industrial whiskey.

761: Anonymous Strategist

Something's going on.

762: Marshal

Pour this into a jug! And next to it, boom goes the cannon shell!

763: Marshal

Then, sprinkle all the chili powder you have on the synthetic food described as plastic charges!

764: Marshal

.........Mmm, it tastes like shit!

765: Anonymous Strategist

Is it really that bad!?

766: Anonymous Strategist

Boom goes the cannon shell! What does that mean?

767: Anonymous Strategist

Are you bringing a mug of joe into the Dreadnought?

768: Anonymous Strategist

Fighting while drinking, that's just hilarious.

769: Marshal

What's wrong with that?

770: Anonymous Strategist

EVERYTHING.

771: Anonymous Strategist

Didn't I just tell you not to drink while driving before?

772: Marshal

It's so uplifting and so much fun! You should all try it!

773: Anonymous Strategist

Last time I was drinking and fighting, my sniper buddy died.

774: Anonymous Strategist

You can't drink and fight at the same time.

775: Anonymous Strategist

It's going to get my adventuring license revoked.

776: Anonymous Strategist

Good kids, if you're going to drink, drink at home.

777: Marshal

I spilled my drink again... I'm going to be chewed by the maintenance man when I get home...

778: Anonymous Strategist

What's the use of fearing getting scolded by the maintenance crew when you're the Marshal?

779: Anonymous Strategist

Be bolder than that! I want you to get as dirty as you can, destroy as much as you can, and get as mad as you can!

780: Marshal

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