Marvel Imagines

Thor- Haunted House

"I want to leave," You say right as the doors slam shut. You and Thor are almost instantly enveloped in the red, eery light of the haunted house attraction.

Thor laughs, patting your head gently as you latch onto his arm. "I will protect you, (Y/n). No need to worry,"

You gulp nervously, feet dragging as Thor glides forward with a wide smile. Then something moves in the shadows and you squeak. "Thor please can we-"

"RAWR!" A man pops up from behind the wall and waves his hands bloody around, scaring you half to death as you scream. But Thor doesn't seem to care as he walks by and pats the man on his arm.

"You do not scare me, mortal," He says happily, and the man stares in confusion as you round a corner. "See, (Y/n), there is nothing to-"

A low hissing sound comes from behind and Thor whips around, eyes wide as the vampire raises its arms and flashes his fangs. You expect Thor to laugh and walk away, but he lets out a mighty roar and picks him up, tossing him into a cardboard display of a skeleton.

You blink, unable to process what's happening until Thor is gripping your arms with widened eyes.

"We must get out of her. The undead has arrived to drain us of our blood," He says, taking your hand as he runs.

"Thor, he was just in a costu- AH!"  Thor swings out his arm, barely missing the masked figure by an inch.

"Whoa, man, calm down. It's just a haunted-"

"Do not tell me to calm down, you demon!" Thor shouts, holding up a hand and the man flinches. "Provide us with the quickest exit and you shall be spared,"

He nods hurriedly, tugging back a tarp and gestures to the door behind it. "Quickest exit. Please don't kill me?"

Thor pushes him out of the way, shoving the door open and pulls you outside. "We must warn the others of this potential threat. (Y/n). My cellular device-"

Before you know it, you're hunched over and tearing up with laughter. "Oh my god- that was just too good. Y-You just threw that guy like he weighted nothing and-and.. I cannot believe that just happened!"

Thor frowns as you continue to laugh, gripping your ribs. "I do not understand. They were trying to kill us-"

"No," You wheeze, sucking in a deep breath. "No, they weren't. Maybe I should've explained to you what a haunted house was before we went in,"