SandTrap
To Caboose standing on top of a pillar, being harassed on by some aliens below. Tucker is seen standing off to the side.
Caboose: Go away, bad aliens! Shoo aliens shoo! Rolled up newspaper!
Tucker: Maybe you should have thought about that before you lost their all-powerful Deity.
Caboose: I didn't lose him, he left. Or maybe he lost himself. Or maybe the Reds took him. I don't-
One of the aliens shoots at Caboose.
Caboose: Ow! Stop that!
Tucker: Well, until the Reds come back, they need somebody to blame. Better you than me man.
Caboose: Tucker, help me.
Tucker: Hyeah, dude, I don't know. I don't really wanna get in between an angry mob and their religious iconography. And I should know, I used to date an Italian girl.
Caboose: But, he's not really a god, it's all made up. You know that.
The aliens all turn around, facing Tucker.
Tucker: Whoa dude, I don't know shit. That sounds like straight up blasphemy. You guys gonna put up with this shit?
Alien: ~Give us our god or will eat the blue one!~
Tucker: H-I know dude, that's what I'm saying. Took the blarg's right out of my mouth.
Caboose: Tucker? They're going to eat me!
Tucker: Caboose shut the fuck up, they're not gonna eat you. They're just gonna persecute you and kill you, stop being such a baby.
Caboose sees Leo, Sarge and Wade walking up the sand hill, towards them.
Caboose: Look, the Reds, they're back. And they brought Wade! And they also have your worshippy guy.
Tucker: What? Leo...
Leo: Yeah, sorry for suddenly ditching you guys.
Wade walks up to Tucker and stops next to him.
Wade: Hey Tucker! It's good to see you again!
Tucker: (Pats Wade's back) It's good to see you to, man.
Wade: Oh, and Tucker there's someone I'd like you to meet, Zeta.
Tucker: Zeta?
Zeta: (Appears) Me!
Tucker: What the!? Since when did you get a digital babe!
Zeta: (Turns to Wade) I see what you mean, now.
Leo: Wait, you still have Zeta? I thought the Meta would have taken her?
Zeta: Wade knew about that to. So, he told me to hide in his helmet the whole time for safety.
Leo: Huh, smart thinking Wade.
Wade: Thanks!
Tucker: So, since when did Wade get here?
Sarge: We left and saved him, Simmons too. Where's the water can? Oh also you got any more spare jeeps around here? I don't wanna get into it, but we've identified a tactical weakness in the hood of the current models.
Leo: What are you guys doing anyway? You better not be trying to kill Caboose, again.
Caboose: There he is! He is the one who took Church! Get him.
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Red vs Blue Season 8: Male Oc
المغامرةRvB Season 8, As friends become enemies and old friends return. How will the Reds and Blues handle this, while Epsilon try's to remember who he is. The OC Leo is Owned by Me. Red vs Blue is Owned by "Rooster Teeth" The OC Wade is Owned by @DeadMC55
