You're not Steve

I'm Dumb

Chapter 27

Peter's Pov:

"Umm what just happened?" Clint asks laughing.

"Yeah what did you say about a girlfriend?" Nat asks curiously.

"Oh it's kind of a long story but that boy, Flash, said that your his girlfriend. He was being sarcastic but still," I say smiling.

Clint bursts out laughing and Nat looks somewhere in between disgusted and smirking.

"Okay then..." She says as we approach the car. Me and her get in the back and Clint gets in the passenger seat.

"Hey Kid! How was the first day? Wait why were you guys laughing?" Tony asks from the front seat.

"A kid said he was Nat's boyfriend," Clint explains.

"Umm okay?" Tony says confused.

"So wait why was that kid trying to beat you up?" Nat asks me.

"Someone was trying to BEAT YOU UP?!" Tony shouts looking back at me.

"Don't worry it wasn't a big deal. I don't know why he was though, he just seems to hate me." I say with a shrug.

"I'll happily teach him a lesson or two," Nat says slyly.

"Me too," Clint adds.

"It's fine don't worry, he couldn't do any damage to me," I say. "Oh but um Ned found out that I live with you guys,"

"It's fine, he'd probably find out eventually." Tony says.

"Oh and in gym we were showed this video with Steve and it was so funny!" I say laughing as I think of the video.

"Yeah?" Tony says smiling.

"He was like 'whether you're in the classroom, or on the battlefield, physical fitness can be the difference between success or failure' and it was so hard not laughing."

"Also Ned is like obsessed with you guys, he kept asking me random questions like what does Thor's hair smell like and if Spiderman lays eggs. Oh and he doesn't know I'm Spiderman, I was able to keep that a secret." I say.

"Honestly Thor's hair does smell pretty good though," Clint says smiling.

"But overall school was good?" Tony asks.

"Yeah. Oh and Ned wanted to know if I'd build his Lego death star with him tomorrow after school,"

"That sounds fun,"

"Yeah. Neds pretty cool," I say smiling.

I pull out my phone and see 117 unread messages. "Wow, how much did you guys text in the group chat!" I say laughing.

"Not too much... Nothing really of importance though," Nat says.

I click out of the group chat and see a lot of texts from Ned. I forgot we exchanged numbers.

Ned
Peter
Peterr
Peterrr
Peterrrr
Peterrrrr
Peterrrrrr
Peterrrrrrr
Peterrrrrr
Peterrrrr
Peterrrr
Peterrr
Peterr
Peter

Peter
Hi Ned

Ned
are you with THE AVENGERS right now???!?!!

Peter
Yeah?
We're driving home right now...

Ned
Who's we?

"Are you texting Ned?" Tony asks.

"Yeah he's freaking out that I'm in the same car as you three,"

"Hmm, can I see your phone?" Clint asks.

"Sure," I say as I pass him my phone.

"What type of phone is this?" Clint laughs.

"It's not that good, I built it myself" I explain.

"Oh wow... Well here you go,"

I take it back from him and look at it.

Ned
Who's this?
Don't tell me
That
It's
An
Avenger?!!!??!!!!

Seagullnose
Ned?
Is that you?

Ned
YoU knOW MY NamE!?!
This is the best day of my life!!
Wait who are?

Seagullnose
It is I,
The God Of  Thunder!!

Ned
Thor?
Omg
It's a pleasure to meet you!!
Omg
Omg
Omg

Seagullnose
I'm just kidding dude
I'm not Thor
I'm Black Widow

Nat frowns and smacks Clint, I laugh.

Ned
black widow?!
Omggggg
You're so sick
I mean cool
It's a pleasure to meet you really!!!

Peter
He's not Black Widow
He's not cool enough to be black widow
I'm black widow

Ned
Wait Peter!? You're black widow?
You were in a disguise this whole time?
I'm so sorry for calling you Peter
And that I didn't hold the door for you that one time
And that I asked you so many questions.

Seagullnose
I thought you went to Midtown
Isn't that like a smart school

Ned
...

Peter
Peter's not Black Widow
I'm Black Widow using Peter's phone

Ned
Ohhhh
Oops
Sorry
Now you probably think I'm dumb
Oh no
Oh no

Seagullnose
Relax dude
It's okay
We're all dumb
And also by the way I'm not Black Widow
Just so you know

Ned
I'm so confused but this is still the best day of my life!!!!!!
My life is crazy
Omg

"Peter you're friend is kind of weird," Nat says.

"Yeah..." I laugh.