You're not Steve

All of them?!

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Chapter 37

Peter's Pov:

"I'm calling your parents." Morita says sternly.

"All of them?!" I ask surprised.

"How many do you have?" Morita asks confused.

"Nine," I reply and Morita does a double chin.

"What's that even called, a Ninesome?" Coach Wilson asks confused.

Morita and I look at him.

"Just asking." He mumbles.

"So you're telling me you have nine parents?"

I narrow my eyes, "Isn't that what I literally just told you? Doesn't it say this stuff in my file or something?"

"I don't know, who checks those anyways?" He says shrugging and I roll my eyes.

I really can't stand this guy.

"So can you just call someone already?"

He narrows his eyes and punches in a number.

"Is this one of the father's of Mr Parker?" He says into the phone.

"Uh, yes Peter just informed me that he has nine parents."

"No, no, there's nothing wrong with that. I've just never had a kid with that many parents."

"Sorry, sorry. I need you and your, uh, partners, to come in to pick up Peter."

"Sorry, sorry! He's on drugs sir."

"I am sure that I'm not the one on drugs."

"Well I'd like it if you all come in. I'd like to talk to you all about Peter's recent behavior."

"Uh sure, here he is." He says then passes me the phone.

"Hey kid."

"Hi Tony,"

"So you're on drugs now?" He says chuckling.

"Apparently. I completed a running test and they said I'm on drugs." I say.

I hear the sound of a tire screeching. "Okay well we're all on our way over, Pietro'll be there first."

"Okay, see you soon." I say then pass the phone back.

Then Pietro blurs in and shakes a but as he stops.

"Cinnamon Roll!" He says smiling.

Coach Wilson stares at us and I smile.

"So is it called a Ninesome?" He whispers.

Pietro slowly turns his head and stares at him. "I'm gonna try and forget you just said that."

Morita clears his throat. "So you're one of Mr Parker's fathers?"

"That I am. So why am I here exactly? Tony didn't really explain."

"Mr Parker here was on drugs in gym class,"

Pietro smiles and shakes his head, "They just grow up so fast,"

"Um excuse me?" Morita says.

"I remember the first time I did drugs in gym class," Pietro a says looking up and I burst out laughing.

Morita looks horrified and is about to say something but gets cut off my motorcycles parking.

The door gets kicked down and Nat and Bucky walk in carrying their guns.

They lower them when they see me.

"Easy there," Morita says with his hands up.

Then Thor comes crashing through the ceiling with his hammer, dressed in his poptart pajamas and neon green Crocs.

"Thor?" Coach Wilson whispers in surprise. He slowly walks backward towards the door but Bucky puts his arm out.

Steve then walks in confused. He sees me and his face lights up.

"How'd the test go, Peter?" He asks cheerfully and everyone stares at him.

"I'm not really sure.." I reply then start laughing.

This office is way too small for all of us, and Tony, Bruce, Wanda and Clint aren't here yet.

Then a car honks and I look out the window. I see Scott's van, guess he came too.

Clint and Scott walk in and smile.

"Everyone left without me," Clint says.

Then Wanda lowers herself through the hole Thor made.

A puff of green am appears and Loki comes out of it. "Didn't want to miss the party!" He says.

"Sam's gonna feel so left out, we should invite him too!" Steve says taking out his phone.

Oh god.

Tony and Bruce pull up outside and park.

They walk in, Tony's in a full tux with fancy sunglasses.

"Way to make an entrance Tony," Clint says.

"Um, so is that everyone?" Morita asks quietly.

"You!" Tony says glaring from above his sunglasses at Morita.

"We're still waiting on Sam," Steve says.

We're all silent for a minute then Sam drops from the hole in the ceiling.

"Let's get this party started!" He says and we all stare.

"I don't see how this is a party,"

I shake my head, what has become of my life.