You're not Steve

Belly Flop Minus The Pool

Chapter 32

Peter's Pov:

"I didn't know Black Widow's a pjo fan!" Ned says.

"What are you talking about?"

"She said Dam, like d-a-m." He says trying to explain.

"Okay? What even is pjo?"

"Dude..." He says stopping and putting his hand on my shoulder.

I roll my eyes and smile. The bell then rings.

"Come on let's get to class," I say.

"Okay, I'm bringing you the series tomorrow though."I have no idea what he's talking about.

"Sure," I say and we hurry to class.

"Wait Peter?"

"Yeah Ned?"

"Why are you wearing Crocs?" He asks very seriously.

"Oh, you like them?" I ask sticking out my foot and showing them. "We got them yest-"

"Watch out Peter!" Ned says and I look up and see Flash running full speed towards us.

"What is he doing?" I laugh and realize my foots still out. I bring it back and push Ned and myself out of Flash's way.

Flash leaps into the air. I'm guessing he was planning on tackling us but cause we moved out of the way he just smashes the floor screaming.

It was like if he did a belly flop into a pool but instead of a pool it was the ground. It takes everything inside me to not laugh at him.

Flash stops screaming, groans, then goes back to screaming.

"Come on Ned, let's get out of here," I say looking at Flash one last time.

"Youuuuuu!" He hisses at me.

"I'd give it a 2/10, nothing higher," I say and we walk off.

We get to class just in time. Ms Warren hands out a package and explains some stuff. I go straight to the package as I'm guessing what's not finished will be homework.

Halfway way through class the school speaker goes off. "Can Peter Parker make his way to the office, I repeat Peter Parker to the office."

I look at Ned and his face is pure horror.

"You can go Mr Parker," Ms Warren says as I grab my bag.

I bet this is about Flash, he probably said it was my fault he belly flopped.

Just the memory of it makes me laugh. I wish I had it on video so I could show everyone at home.

I walk into the office and see Principal Morita looking really stern.

"Hi," I say.

"Don't hi me, Mr Parker."

"Sorry, hello," I say with as straight a face I can make. I really shouldn't be doing this but I can't help it.

He glares at me and walks into his office.

"Have a seat," he says and I sit down in the empty seat.

And what do you know, Flash is lying on the ground beside the wall. He has like five ice packs on himself and looks ridiculous.

"I really expected better from you Mr Parker,"

"I'm sorry but what did I do?" I ask trying to sound polite.

"You tripped Mr Thompson over here then proceeded to beat him up. And as you know we have a strict zero tolerance policy her at Midtown." He says.

I do a double chin and do duck lips. I side glance at Flash.

"Don't try and play innocent, it's quite clear that Mr Thompson is telling the truth.

"I don't think you understand what happened sir," I say.

"Enough Mr Parker, I don't like your attitude. I have no choice but to suspend you. I'm calling you parents right now."

That's so dumb. I didn't even do anything! "Yeah have fun with that," I say.

He punches in a number and puts the phone to his ear.

"Hello? Is this the father of Mr Parker?"he says into the phone then pauses.

"This is Principal Morita, your son's principal."

"No he's not hurt."

"Your son's been bullying a fellow classmate."

"No it's not the other way around,"

"I'm sorry you feel that way but we have a zero tolerance policy here,"

"It means Peter is suspended for three days,"

"I can't do that sir,"

"Okay okay! I'm putting him on the line," he then hands me the phone.