Let's have fun! Feel free to comment! How would you react to each pickup lines below? Enjoy 😘 However, Our NAIJA BABE hasn't end ooo! I will update soon.
FUNNY NIGERIAN MEN PICKUP LINES!!!
1. Baby you must be a yam! 'Cos my heart is pounding for you.
2. You are the egg in my egg roll without you I am just buns.
3. Your dad must be a terrorist because baby, you're the bomb.
4. If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.
5. I'm not organ donor but I'd happily give you my heart.
6. Baby, you are the bomb. Is your father Book Haram? (a terrorist)
7. You're so hot you're going to make me buy an extra air-condition.
8. What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
9. You are the only ant in my sugar.
10. You are the only cockroach in my cupboard.
11. You are the only hair in my armpit.
12. You are the pin to my GTB account, everytime I see you I can't stop overspending.
Who agrees with me that money works faster for Naija Babes?
13. Baby, you sweet like bitter kola!
14. Babe, your face is familiar. Are you frequent in this area?
15. Can I follow you home? 'Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams.
16. Hey, you are very pretty. You look exactly like my mum.
17. I thought happiness starts with letters H, why does mine start with U
18. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...He never met you!
CHEESY PICKUP LINES!
1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
2. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
3. Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
5. I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
6. Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
7. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout!
8. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
9. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
10. There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
11. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
12. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
13. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
14. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
15. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
16. Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Our Naija Babe
Teen Fiction"If I tell you I am in love with you, how will you react? " he leaned close to me. Hmm... I could faint, jump in excitement, cry, run away, hug him, kiss him, shrug... I don't know I have never had a love story before. "I don't know" I looked back...
