Kwazii: aaahhhh First day on the job? Bright sunny day? Nice intimidatingly tall chair? This is the LIFE!
Kwazii: If ONLY I HAD SOME ICE-CREAM??!!?? RIGHT GUYS?!
Dashi: *from a distance* WE'RE GETTING YOU MINT!! DEAL WITH IT!!
Kwazii: Aww man . . .
Kwazii: *whispers to himself* I may not be getting my favourite ice-cream flavour but it's still ice cream nonetheless!
*a bunch of female animals giggle and walk by*
Kwazii: *blushes*
Ooh this is your chance!
Kwazii: O-Oh HEEEYYYY ladies, looking gooood there, anyone need rescuing, by a handsome lifesaver?
Oh god, why did you say that?! You must sound like a flipping idiot
Lauren: Hiii!
Chloe: Heyy!!
Janice: Oh hey! My name's Janice the Jaguar and these are my girlfriends. I'll give you call if I need anything ;)
YES NAILED IT! And did you hear that? She'll give me a CALL! She must want my number! AND she's cute!! this must be my lucky day!!
Kwazii: 0433 82-
Janice: What are you doing?
Kwazii: I'm giving you my number?
Janice: HHAHA what why?
Kwazii: Y-You said you'd call me?
Janice: I meant I'd call you if one of us needs rescuing
Janice: Jeez, some boys just try TOO hard
Lauren: ha, FREAK.
Chloe: LOSARRRRR
*struts away like three Kardashians*
Kwazii: ....
Kwazii: just got rejected but it's still a GREAT DAY!
*looks out into the distance*
Kwazii: *sighhhhh* No one's drowning yet. this is SO BORING!
*kite crashes into his face*
Kwazii: OI WATCH WHERE YER FLYING THIS THING MATEY! COULDA GOTTEN ME GOOD EYE WITH THIS THING!
Kwazii: LAST THING I NEED IS TO BE WEARING TWO EYE PATCHES AROUND!!!
Little kid: ☹️☹️☹️
Little kid: *starts crying*
Kwazii: O-Oh no! sorry little matey I didn't mean to yell at you!
Little kid: *BAWLING EYES OUT*
Kwazii: Oh god.
Little kid: AAAAAA MUMMY THIS MEAN CAT YELLED AT MEEE!!
Kwazii: Oh no- T-this is a misunderstanding!
Mum: You have the NERVE to yell at a child!? *climbs up giant chair and slaps him with her hand bag*
Mum: Hmph. I hope you learn your lesson after this!
*leaves*
Kwazii: Well. You just got rejected twice but it's STILL an AWESOME DAY!!
*silence*
Kwazii: OH NO! A CITIZEN IN DANGER! I MUST SAVE THEM!!
*rushes dramatically making sure that everyone sees his non-existent muscles*
*jumps into the ocean*
Kwazii: Don't worry! I've got you! Oh no! SHE'S UNCONSCIOUS! TIME TO PERFORM CPR!!
*drags her onto the beach and does CPR*
Kwazii: There you are, ma'am are you oka-
Tweak: . . . .
Kwazii: . . . .
Tweak: What the ACTUAL HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Kwazii: TWEAK!? But . . . I thought . . . I thought you went to get ice-cream!?!?!
Tweak: Noooo....? I told them that I'd have a swim in the ocean while they were gone
Tweak: Why the hell did you think I was drowning? I WAS CLEARLY FLOATING AND BREATHING JUST FINE!!
Kwazii: uhhhhh
Tweak: You did it for attention didn't you?
Kwazii: NO! I actually didn't! I really thought you were someone else that was drowning?!
Tweak: Okaaayy . . . ? Well . . . . We'll never speak of this again shall we?
*Dashi stops recording*
Dashi: I'M TELLING EVERYBODY!
Dashi: Also here's your ice-cream! It kinda melted and Shellington dropped it on the floor twice but it's still edible!
Kwazii: . . . .
Kwazii: Got rejected twice, did CPR on my crewmate and my ice-cream fell down? STILL A GREAT DAY!!
*bites the crunchy ice-cream covered in sand*
Kwazii: Still a great day 🥲
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Octonauts: Fact No Cap
FanfictionThe best, most cutest and binge worthy octonauts One-shots! I also have a few headcanons and a bunch of other random ideas and stories I have about the Octonauts characters hidden in this series :) Lemme know any ideas you have and I'll add 'em ;) S...
