Hi everyone! Christmas Spirit is in the air yet again! So look out for the upcoming Christmas special! But for now! I hope you enjoy part two of the Theme park :D
*ride creaks upward*
Shellington: EVERYDAY BEFORE LUNCH, I ALWAYS LICK THE ICING OFF THE KELP CAKES. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ALWAYS PLAIN!
Dashi: WHAT!
Tweak: I LIKE WATCHING COCOMELON! IT CALMS ME!
Tracker: I'VE DRUNK A JUG OF VODKA ON NEW YEARS BEFORE!
Kwazii: I'M SO HOT!
Everyone: . . . .
Kwazii: WHAT?! WE'RE MAKING CONFESSIONS BEFORE WE DIE AREN'T WE!?
Paani: Guys.
Paani: Calm down.
Paani: We've barely even moved.
Everyone: . . . .
Tweak: This ride is pretty slow huh.
Tweak: *looks down at the wheels*
Tweak: Yikes. I need to speak to whoever made this ride. It's atrocious.
Dashi: I think-
Tweak: WHAT KIND OF PANELLING IS THIS?! IT'S ROTTING!
Ryla: Tweak, I-
Tweak: AND THESE TRACKS ARE SUCH A SAFETY HAZARD!
Shellington: Jelling Jumpyfish, I can't look *covers his eyes*
*Ride makes it to the top of the drop*
Tweak: . . . .
Tweak: Oh sh*t
Meanwhile
Natquik: AAAAAAAAAA!
Natquik: This is absolute ludicrous!
Inkling: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO UNHEALTHY!?
Pinto: Well this is a theme park.
Peso: Pinto? What are you doing here? Where's Koshi?!
Pinto: Idk, stabbing a balloon or something. I was bored so I came to find you.
Peso: Pinto, you don't just leave a girl alone like that!
Pinto: Believe me, she's fine.
*taps octo-watch*
Peso: Koshi? Come in Koshi! Where are you?!
Koshi: *from the octo-watch* ARGH NO, SO CLOSE! STUPID OCTO-WATCH!
Koshi: Um. WHO IS THIS?!
Peso: I-It's Peso. I was just wondering if you were okay and where you were?
Koshi: Oh, Peso! I'm at whack-a-mole! You know, I WAS trying to win a Donna Doxi Plushie, though I was sadly unsuccessful. But the guy at the stall was SO NICE! He just gave her to me! I wonder why?
Pinto: *rolls eyes and mutters* Probably because he was terrified of you and wanted you to STOP-
Peso: *steps on his flipper*
Pinto: OW! HEY! I-
Peso: -RIGHT, well as long as you're okay, that's fine. Can you come to Katie's Kale stand? We're eating lunch at the tables.
Koshi: Okay! Coming! Just as soon as I *grunts* Whack *grunts* THESE *grunts* MOLES ARGH! See ya! *ends call*
Inkling: Righty-o, I ordered some salad for everyone considering we're ALL had our fair share of sweets.
Pinto: Aw man. I hate salad.
Peso: Yes we know but you have to keep your body in good shape Pinto.
Pinto: Oh really? Well I guess YOU STEPPING ON MY FLIPPER IS FINE THOUGH RIGHT?!
Peso: *sticks tongue out*
Pinto: *blows a raspberry*
Barnacles: Uhhh. Professor. . . .?
Inkling: Hm? What is it?
Inkling: *Looks at the food in Barnacles' paws*
Inkling: Don't tell me THE SALAD IS DEEP FRIED TOO!
Everyone: EWWW!
Back on the Death Trap
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAA!!
Tweak: *Grabs Kwazii in Absolute terror*
Kwazii: THIS IS FUN. FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN~~
Shellington: *grabs Dashi's paw* I hate heights. I hate this. I HATE THIS!
Dashi: *smiles a little* SHELL IT'S OKAY WE-
*the cart does a Loop de loop*
*dashi's camera flies of her neck*
Dashi: NO! MY CAMERA!
Ryla: WHY IN THE SEA SNAKES DID YOU BRING YOUR CAMERA!?
Dashi! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO ASK THAT QUESTION! WHAT IF THERE WAS A NICE VIEW!?
Tracker: YOU'RE INSANE!
Kwazii: THIS IS BAD. BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD~~
After the ride
Barnacle: Octonauts! How was the ride?
Shellington: *staggers to Captain Barnacles*
Shellington: It was- *passes out in Dashi's arms*
Dashi: SOMEONE GET PESO!
*tweak and Kwazii wobble out of the coaster car*
Tweak: That-
Kwazii: was-
Paani: -AWESOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
Tracker: Oh good lord. I just realised I told you guys I drank vodka underaged.
Tweak: YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? I CONFESSED I WATCHED COCOMELON! I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR THE END OF IT!
Kwazii: >:)
Barnacles: Well we missed quite a bit didn't we?
Inkling: indeed
Koshi: DASHI, DASHI LOOK! I WON A DONNA DOXI PLUSHIE!
Dashi: *with Shellington in her arms on the floor* That's great, sweetie! I'm so proud of you!
Pinto: Um Koshi?
Koshi: Oh . . . hey Pinto . . . look I-
Pinto: I-I'm sorry for running off Koshi.
Koshi: No . . . . I'm sorry for not paying enough attention to you.
Pinto: So are we still friends?
Koshi: *looks at her toy*
Koshi: Here. *give the plushie to Pinto*
Pinto: Really?!
Koshi: Shut up and don't make it a big deal.
*pinto hugs her*
Pinto: You're awesome!
Koshi: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
Koshi: . . . .
Koshi: *hugs him back*
Dashi: AWWWWWWW *drops Shellington*
Dashi: Oops . . . sorry Shell. . . .
Shellington: Ugh . . . . . .Are we dead?
Barnacles: No Shell, but I sure feel dead. Let's go back home?
Everyone: Yes, yep, good idea.
Paani: But Guys I want to ride the death trap again!
Paani: Guys?
Paani: Guys I wanna-
Paani: Aw :/
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