In the HQ
Kwazii: I SUMMON THEE! WENDIGO OF THE SOUTHERN SEA! MWAHAHA!
Paani: Thou art a dysfunctional being to have chosen the MIGHTY wendigo! It shall crumble down not only the creatures of the land, but THOU ART along with it!
Shellington: WAIT, WAIT! PAUSE THE GAME!!
Shellington: Paani, saying 'thou art' ten times in each sentence DOES NOT mean that you're using it right.
Paani: Thou art IMBECILIC!! *raises magical staff in the air*
Shellington: -_-
Shellington: Well I summon the lethal and remorseless KELPIE OF DRAGON ISLAND!
Tracker: No. Not the KELPIE! It's mystical powers are at a level 20!
Kwazii: We can't ALL save ourselves! I vote we sacrifice Sir Spectacles of Ice-Breakington!
Tracker: HEY!
*Min walks in with her nice mug of green tea*
Min: . . .
Everyone: . . .
Min: . . .
Min: Uhhh. What in the bamboo stalks is going on in here?!
Min: Why is there decorations hung on the roof? And why are you all wearing those RIDICULOUS outfits? XD
Kwazii: We're larping :D And just saying those aren't DECORATIONS! They're ENHANCERS for our setting!
Min: Lar-ping? Is that another word for losing your braincells? XD
Paani: 'Larp' is an acronym. It stands for Live Action Role Play!
Shellington: We come up with a setting, create our own personas and then we act out a story :D
Tracker: I'm Sir Spectacles of Ice-Breakington! I'm a knight in training for the kingdom of Ice!
Shellington: I'm Dr. Otterson Bunsen Burner! I'm the castle's chief scientist!
Paani: I'm Count Vitamins and Minerals!! I'm a secret agent vampire with a tragic past life!
Kwazii: And I'm Pirate Captain Catapult Eyepatch! And I'm . . . well . . . a pirate captain! XD
Min: . . .
Min: *sips on tea judgementally*
Min: Why are you even doing this?
Kwazii: because it's FUN!
Paani: Hahaha. You could join our game if you'd like, you're great at doing funny accents!
Min: No thanks. Also, this is my normal voice Paani -_-
Paani: *Gasps* You can be BAMBINA! Witch of BAMBOOS!
Min: That's a TERRIBLE name.
Min: I'd like to be called . . . hm . . . Cherry Blossom blade! I use cherry blossom ninja stars to protect my people from evil!
Paani: Do you have a back story?
Min: Well I guess my parents are both dead? My sister has become a prisoner and my lifelong mission is to save her from the samurai?
Everyone: . . .
Kwazii: MATEY THAT'S SO AWESOME! Are you sure you don't wanna play?
Min: Well . . . I don't know . . .
Everyone: PLEAAAASEE!
Min: . . .
Min: Okay, okay fine. But I'm not dressing up okay?
Kwazii: YES!
Later
Min: DIE WRETCHED BEINGS, DIE!
Min: IT'S AT A LEVEL 50! WE CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE DAMAGE TO THE CASTLE! WHAT SHOULD WE DO CAPTAIN CATAPULT?!
Kwazii: We keep fighting. If we go down, we go down in GLORY!
Tracker: Loyal knights, ATTACK!
Kwazii: ARGH!! *hits chairs with a stick* MURDER!!!
*Dashi, Inkling, Barnacles, Pearl, Tweak and Peso walk into the chaos of the HQ*
Inkling: Oh my . . .
Peso: Are those my bandages hung on the roof?
Barnacles: ahem, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!
*everyone goes silent*
Kwazii: C-captain Barnacles?
Shellington: We can explain-
Dashi: Wait, are you all Larping WITHOUT me?!
Dashi: I'm Queen Shell-pink Snapshot! The RULER of the humble kingdom of Ice!
Paani: gasp your MAJESTY!
*everyone bows down to her*
Dashi: 😌
Peso: What . . . ?
Tweak: Don't even ask . . .
Barnacle: Can someone explain what is happening?
Kwazii: We're larping! Basically we act out a story and we come up with names and a backstory :D
Inkling: That sounds like Jolly good fun!
Min: DIE YOU EVIL BARBARIANS, GREMLINS AND WITCHES!! *throws a chair around the room* AAAA!!!
Everyone: . . .
Paani: Yeah, let's just say Min got a bit invested in the game 💀
Min: Guys we HAVE to larp again soon sometime, It makes me feel so ALIVE! *evil cackle*
Shellington: . . .
Shellington: A little TOO invested . . .
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Octonauts: Fact No Cap
FanfictionThe best, most cutest and binge worthy octonauts One-shots! I also have a few headcanons and a bunch of other random ideas and stories I have about the Octonauts characters hidden in this series :) Lemme know any ideas you have and I'll add 'em ;) S...
