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Enjoy this one-shot of kwazii and Paani being interrogated by Dashi and her love for good mental health <33333
On Dashi's Bed in her room
Dashi: Thanks for agreeing to do this with me guys!
Paani: Of course Dashi!
Kwazii: . . . .
Kwazii: Why are we doing this. . . .?
Dashi: As your co-worker and friend, it is my duty to make sure how you are doing in terms of mental health. I just wanna learn what's been making you happy or sad and anything really.
Kwazii: . . . .
Kwazii: But WHY?
Dashi: *deadpan look*
Dashi: Because I care.
Kwazii: Well I *waving hand gestures to himself* DON'T. Now if you'll exCUSE me, I'm going to my room to finish watching the final episode of Brooklyn 99- *attempts to leave*
Paani: *grabs arm* WAITT DON'T LEAVE ME! *pouts at kwazii*
Kwazii: Sorry Paani but Brooklyn 99 is WAY more important.
Dashi: Guys, I literally just wanna talk with you :( Is that too much to ask for?
Paani: *sighs in guilt and sits back down on her bed* I guess not . . . .
Paani: Soo what do you wanna talk about?
Dashi: Well. I want to begin by showing you both this chart.
*pulls out a happy to sad face chart*
Dashi: It goes from ecstatic, happy, meh, sad, and despondent.
Paani: Oh yay!!! I like charts! Have you seen a water chart?! It's very exciting!! I can show you one!
Kwazii: *takes chart from her hand* WHAT IS THIS!? MEH ISN'T EVEN AN EMOTION. *hands back the chart*
Dashi: No. *puts hand on her heart passionately* It's a FEELING.
Kwazii: Ew . . . . what is with you and feelings?
Dashi: . . . .
Dashi: I can sense you are feeling a bit agitated, kwazii.
Kwazii: A BIT is an understatement.
Dashi: You have the most issues in the octopod, you know that?
Kwazii: Yes I do. But I didn't ask for them to be fixed.
Dashi: But-
Paani: I have issues!
Dashi: Okay. Good. Thank you Paani, for taking this seriously. *glares at kwazii* Point to where you feel about these issues.
Paani: *thinks about it deeply*
Paani: *points to an image*
Dashi: Oh.
Dashi: You're issues
Dashi: make you feel . . . ecstatic?
Paani: Yeah!! Wait what does ecstatic mean?
Dashi: It means really happy?
Paani: OHHHHHHHH WHOOPS!!
Paani: Yeah! My issues make me feel ecstatic!
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