Balam: T-This kid doesn't have any wings!!! I can't feel his wing roots from his back!!!
Robin: A-Are you sure?!
Buer: Iruma, show us your back!
Iruma: (O-Oh no. They're gonna find out I'm human! Think Iruma! I have to think of something! Anything!)
[Kalego barges in]
Kalego: Silence!
[Everyone stops before they got to open his back]
Marbas: Kalego?
Kalego: Whatever this is, leave the kid alone, can't you see he's uncomfortable. Shichiro, let him go.
[Balam let's Iruma go]
Kalego: Iruma, you should head back to class. Your classmates are looking for you.
Iruma: Y-Yes sir!
[Iruma runs off]
Iruma: (I-I'm saved!)
[Kalego closes the door and locks it]
Kalego: I saw Shichiro run over here and overheard everything. No one in this room is allowed to speak about Iruma's wings.
Buer: You knew?
Kalego: More like I figured it out myself. The Chairdemon specifically told me not to tell anyone. The less people know the better. Although, this situation was unavoidable.
Robin: But this doesn't make sense... Why wouldn't he tell us about it right away?
Kalego: Something about social security.
Marbas: Wait. For how long has he lived without wings?
Kalego: Since he was born.
[Everyone except Kalego gasps in shock]
Kalego: Let's all promise to keep this to ourselves, I'll inform the Chairdemon later. Iruma himself doesn't even know I know or that I told you, and it's best to keep it that way. Is that understood?
Everyone except Kalego: Yes sir!
Kalego: Good.
[Kalego unlocks the door and leaves]
Balam: ...
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[Timeskip to After School]
Balam: Iruma, I wanted to apologize about earlier. Would you mind coming in to my office for a bit for some Hell Gray Tea?
Iruma: S-Sure.
[Both go to Balan's office]
Balam: Sorry that my workspace is a mess, but please make yourself comfortable. This is the least I can do.
Iruma: Are all this... research material? About imaginary creatures?
Balam: W-Well I am pretty passionate about the topic, especially about humans.
Iruma: Professor Balam? What would you do if you were to meet a human?
Balam: Well if I were to meet one, I'd be excited to research them and learn about them. There are particular creatures after all. Fragile and soft. If I could even touch a actual human, that would be a dream.
Iruma: (Calming, honest and kind. His presence is soothing, despite his appearance. Almost like...like I can...)
Iruma: Balam-Sensei... I'm human.
Iruma: (Wait-. F*CK! No! Did I actually say that openly?! AHHHHH!!!)
Balam: Are you serious?! Repeat what you said!
Iruma: (Quick, play dumb!)
Iruma: I don't know what you're talking about.
Balam: Iruma, don't lie to me, I can tell! Tell me the truth!
(Iruma: I really messed up... Like completely messed up. This is why I'm terrible at doing those undercover lessons Professor Bitch talks about... Charm is fine, charming I can handle. It's stuff like this that gets me more killed than a actual fight!)
Iruma: Yes... I'm human.
Iruma: (Welp, guess I die here. This is the moment I get eaten. Forgive me Koro-Sensei, but at least I lived to choose what I wanted in the end. Thank you, Grandpa... Opera... Azz... Clara... everyone... I'm sorry I didn't live to see my graduation.)
Balam: ...
[Balam falls out of his chair and passes out]
Iruma: P-PROFESSOR BALAM?!
To Be Continued...
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Iruma, The Assassin (On Haitus)
FanfictionIruma's journey in the past in the human realm and attended an assassin school and how he will use it for advantage in the present here in the netherworld. Crossover: Mairimashita Iruma kun! & Assassination Classroom Credits to the rightful and orig...