古董下山 (ENGLISH: Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain)

Chapter 31 - By forwarding this blessing...

....you can experience your deepest most recent wish. (Title continuation because wattpad character limits yeehaw)

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Previously

But what can he do now? In the end, there is no evidence to prove his wife's extramarital affairs. And if he asked directly, the other party would surely deny it.

Just then Qiu GuoKai wiped his tears, sniffled and sat up, then turned towards a very-bored-now-that-the-job-is-over WeiXi.

"But no, along those lines, even if I get divorced, I have to get custody of our child." He said this as he choked back more tears, and asked WeiXi. "Master, membership discounts for the private detective services you mentioned before, is that still effective?"

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Qiu Guokai was very sad, but at this moment he didn't dare question the business abilities of Taicang Sect. After all, his elders from many generations past were all gathered together and sitting in front of him, and his forehead was battered bruised and blue by his fathers cane.

Tuan Jieyi busied himself with setting up his membership card while at the same time felt that he gained a lot of knowledge and said to Weixi: "Shifu, before, I always thought that people will always reborn after they die, but I never thought that some can actually remain and live in their own house."

WeiXi didn't quite understand this either, and ShuoZong also frowned. What Tuan Jieyi observed was right. The current situation with different generations of the Qiu family living under the same roof is indeed very abnormal.

Qiu Guokai's father then scoffed coldly: "How can reincarnation be that simple? In recent years the population has exploded along with age, do you know how low the birth rate has been? Do you think the situation below is that good? Because of this, the policy has changed. It used to be just criminals reincarnating into various animals, but now as long as you don't produce a non-criminal record, you're stuck. What a lazy government!"

Mama Qiu, who was recording the information with Qiu GuoKai, also sighed: "Right, a few of my acquaintances were lucky enough to be reincarnated into cats and dogs as pets. But the ones that weren't lucky were stuck for over ten years, then finally couldn't resign to being cared for so they reincarnated into some protected wildlife. But who knew that within a few months, they came right back. Turns out as soon as they were born, they were captured by locals and sold off to some hot shot boss, and their whole nest of brothers and sisters were boiled into some sort of tonic stew and eaten. I heard that before he died, he suffered no small amount, all his scales were pulled clean off. They took this incident to complain to the managing department, but they didn't pay them any attention. Just threw out the excuse the big bad boss will be reincarnated into livestock for 6 generations and just left it at that."

"There are still a lot of people queued and the accommodation situation isn't good. So in recent years we've been using the time off to encourage good fetuses to travel more and ease the pressure on the population. Now even Halloween is a legal holiday. There's just not enough land. Our tombs below are assigned based on population distribution, there's not enough housing, so we often come back home on vacation. Usually as long as we don't do anything illegal or disturb the peace, we won't get in trouble. That's why we were usually pretty quiet, taking advantage of when the family wasn't home to come watch TV or. eat the offerings Qiu Guokai left us. If it weren't for what we discovered the other day..... about Xuanxuan's business, and how Guokai was so easily fooled by his wife, then the house wouldn't have seen this kind of commotion."