MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION. {Angelina Jolie/You} -Completed.

Calm Before The Storm.

Don't have sex with your irresistible girlfriend for a week... Seems pretty simple. well... simple if my girlfriend wasn't Angelina fucking Jolie. I got lost in my thoughts whilst we were in the car for around 30 minutes before I decided to break the silence which loomed in the car, 'what's wrong baby?' I asked looking over to her glancing up and down her body whilst driving 'eyes on the road sweetheart' she smirked knowing this was going to be harder for me than it would for her and pushed my head back to the road running her nails along my jaw, 'And nothings wrong' yeah nothings wrong Angelina... 'stop trying to act like you can resist me cause baby you ain't convincing nobody...' I mumbled making her giggle.

'you know we don't have to stick to this ban' she burrowed her eyebrows and rolled her eyes at this statement and ran her fingers in circles on her temple 'yes y/n we do otherwise our problems will never and I mean ever be gone' I know she is right but that doesn't mean I want her to be,

'what even are these so-called problems Angelina because I cannot think of any that sex won't solve' I houghed and stepped down on the accelerate overtaking some cars,

'Well for one your immature and childish, two you flirt with everyone and three you don't think about other people outside our relationship, you would happily let anyone die if it meant me living so sex will not solve them will it sweetie' she spoke with what seemed like anger but I knew she was just trying to get her point known to me.

'too right I would let anyone die for you, you are my everything and I don't flirt with everyone they flirt with me I only flirt with you when you aren't boring or being a mum' I replied spinning my hands around the steering wheel as we approached Angelina's house, well more like a mansion.

'but that's the problem you would put me over anyone even someone who could make a genuine difference in the world'

'you make a genuine difference in the world baby' I muttered, attempting to plant a kiss on her lips however unsuccessful meanwhile the moss-covered gate opened.

'how do I make a difference y/n' she turned to me her lips pursed and her usually glistening eyes looking dead, 

'you know you make a difference Angelina' it annoys me how little she thinks of herself and everything she does for the less fortunate,

'Y/N' I heard a cute voice shout as the kids ran up to the car, 

'hey, Shiloh' I spoke picking her up and giving her a piggyback inside the house, 'you coming baby' I shouted as I got pulled inside the door then outside into the back garden by the 5 kids which were at Angie's, 

'how come you haven't been in so long to come to see us' Pax asked resulting in all the other kids giving me a nod and looking at me intrigued whilst piling on my knees sat on the grass, an outdoor blanket and several cushions beneath us.

'i was in London for 6 weeks' they are all so cute but I wouldn't want kids all the time, I don't know how Angelina does it.

'give your mum a kiss' I spoke resulting in them getting up and running over to her as she walked towards me with a bottle of wine and 2 glasses in her hands,

'you look good baby' I muttered throwing one of the pillows at her from the ground in an attempt to draw her into a pillow fight, 'is that what we are doing you better get ready y/n babe' she shouted then I saw her whisper something to the kids in a huddle...

 after a few seconds, they all charged towards me with pillows and threw them at me making me and Angie laugh 'oh it is on' I told standing up and running after Angie who had already started running away, the kids following shortly behind us,

I lunged for her and pulled her to the ground hitting her with a pillow all the feathers flying everywhere, she was basically cry-laughing rolling around on the floor, I was a couple centimetres away from her face smiling while looking lustfully into her eyes,

'KISS' Viv shouted standing a few yards away, making Angie blush and bite her lip I could almost feel the tension between our bodies lingering in the atmosphere, 'we cant for a week viv' Angie spoke pushing me off her I raised my hands 'you had a chance to kiss these amazing lips and you didn't take it wow miss Jolie I admire your percivierance' she turned back to me her beautiful hair flowing in the slight warm breeze which surrounded us 'i don't admire yours' I stuck my middle finger up at her and hugged her from behind wrapping my arms around her waist and lifting her up playfully 'we are allowed to hug right?' I asked whilst she struggled out of my firm grasp,

'yes, I think that's allowed' yes at least I can feel her touch and maybe slip a cheeky ass grab or two whilst I'm at it, 

'good because I don't know what I would do without your ass' I grinned dropping onto the grass and looking up at the sun which was now setting 'y/n are you staying for tea?' Knox asked from across the grass 'sure if your mother will let me'

she scrunched her face at me while nodding... I don't care what she says she isn't going to last another 6 days without my lips or fingers (wink, wink) ;-)