Brunei: Homosexuals are gay
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Vietnam: alright, first day as the ASEAN chairman tomorrow. Any life advice?
Singapore: If you drink too cold then don't put ice on it or it will turn more cold
Vietnam: Yeah tha- sorry what
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News on television: -suspect was last seen onto building
ASEAN, to Singapore: There are idiots out this early?
Malaysia, on television: Hey!
ASEAN: Oh, that's our idiot.
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Indonesia: I'll go buy triple AAA batteries, wanna come?
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Myanmar: We went from August 7 to August 9 in just 2 days.
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Philippines: Bisexuality isn't hard to understand. Girls are cute, guys are cute. What more do you want from me?
Thailand: I want your wallet.
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Cambodia: I saw this Roblox game where you can crush buildings and I don't know why
Laos: Is there an orphanage?
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ASEAN, to Maphilindo: Can you buy 1 bottle of milk from the store please? If there are avocados, buy 6.
Maphilindo, coming back from the store and holding 6 bottles of milk: THEY HAVE AVOCADOS!
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Brunei: Would you be there for me if I'm the last person on earth?
Singapore: But I wouldn't exist if you were the last-
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Timor Leste, to ASEAN: I asked Phil to cook some hotdogs but I typed "<3" at the end of the message
Timor Leste: He cooked 2 hotdogs.
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Laos: Okay that is the plan.
Vietnam: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't really want to sound mean.
Laos: Go ahead.
Vietnam: That fucking sucks.
Laos: That's not constructive criticism.
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Cambodia: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
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Philippines: Rules are made to be broken.
ASEAN: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Thailand: Uh, piñatas.
Vietnam: Glow sticks.
Indonesia: Karate boards.
Malaysia: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Philippines: Rules.
ASEAN:
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