incorrect quotes #4 organization edition because they deserve more recognition >:((
also there's a slight shipping warning but idc if you see them as friends bc idk anymore 😀
ALSO THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!!
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EU: How drunk was I last night?
NATO: You forgot what milk was and called it "cereal water".
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UNESCO: I usually spend my days taking down notes and taking pictures about places.
NATO: Did you take a picture of someone doing it in the restroom?
UNESCO: What?
NATO: I mean taking a pee?
UN, who was across the room:
UN: b o i
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ASA (ASEAN): *shoots ceiling with a gun intentionally*
SEATO:
SEATO: THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU-
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*you imagine who they're talking about*
EU: Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because they're not gAY-
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AU: The only emotion I feel is anger.
UNASUR: But you sent like 5 messages filled with colorful heart emojis filling out the message limit yesterday night-
AU: -Out of anger.
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NATO: Hi-
WTO: did you clean your homework?
NATO: Uhh, no?
WTO: no fuck you
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AL: I'm pretty recognized in Asia for sure. I know many people knows me as the most popular organization in the continent.
SAARC: Yeah yeah sure, whatever. That title probably probably goes to me.
AL: Hey, don't talk like that!
???: Amateurs.
SAARC: Who is that?
ASEAN: A m a t e u r s
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WHO: Life is like a movie; you star your own show and it has a beginning and an end.
WTO: OH SHIT IM GOING TO DIE SOON?!?!
WHO: *sighs* and in every movie there's that motherfucker.
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ICRC: Why do you keep coming here and injuring yourself?
UN: I have a really big problem
UN: and I mean by big, like freaking big problem
ICRC: What is it?
UN: ...do you know where the food pellets are?
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EU: Can you give this to ASEAN?
UNASUR: *reads the letter* this is literally plots to kill Indonesia- did you write this?
NATO: Oh, that's Neth's handwriting!
UNASUR: Also, aren't you both close with ASEAN? Why didn't you send this to him? You probably know where he is right?
EU: He's behind you.
ASEAN: Hi. :)
NATO:
UNASUR:
NATO: *prepares shotgun*
EU: NO-
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ICRC: *walks in*
WHO: Oh fuck-
WHO: I thought I'm going to have a good day at work today until you showed up.
AL: What did he do?
WHO: He existed.
AL, looking at ICRC loading a shotgun: Why did you do that?
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WTO: If you have 5 tacos and someone took 3 of them, how many would you have left?
UNASUR: Five.
WTO: What?
UNASUR: 5 tacos and 1 dead body.
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EU: Hey Southeast, do you wanna go out?
ASEAN: Yeah let's go!
EU: Do you wanna go on a date?
ASEAN: Yeah let's go!
EU: Do you wanna have a kid-
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WTO: When do you plan on moving out?
UNESCO: When do you plan on coming out?
WTO: okay I h.- *walks away*
UNESCO: Do you get it? Because y-
WTO, outside the door: I GOT IT!-
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*everyone just met each other in a UN meeting*
UN: Okay everyone, divide yourselves into 4 groups-
EU: Uni
UN: What?
EU: Listen.
EU: I literally don't know any of these people man make sure your shit makes seNSE-
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AL: Let's talk about our failures that happened in our life.
AU: It all started when I was born.
AL:
AL: Okay, let's talk about success guys!
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SEATO: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
NATO: Cee, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass
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SAARC: *Kicks the door down panicking*
ASEAN: South Asia? What happened?
SAARC: Nobody died.
ASEAN:
ASEAN: WHAT TYPE OF ANSWER IS THAT?!-
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im so sorry
the next one will most likely asean family related dw
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RandomI'm tired to rewrite the description all you need to know that this is literally a book where I drabble over actual humanized countries mostly asean though [ENG; may include other languages] ✨
