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💥 :: incorrect quotes #5

okay asean family time >:((

also im too lazy to type the names out just follow the nicknames i made from the group chat thing lol

ALSO THERE'S A LOT MORE KIND OF SHIPPING QUOTES HERE PLEASE BE WARNED!! ITS KIND OF MILD THO SO IFMDJC
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Indo: I am the most responsible person in this family!

Mya: You just burned the office down.

Indo: -And I take full responsibility on that!

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Singa: If Malaysia has 10 boxes of Milo and you take 3 away from him, how much would he have left?

Bru: Why would Malaysia have 10 boxes of Milo?

Mal, shouting from the other room: LEAVE ME ALONE!-

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Phil: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.

Nam: All good bro, any time.

Phil: Fuck you.

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Laos: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Cam: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Indo: *angrily presses Brunei against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Bru: ...

Bru: Are we about to kiss?-

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Timor: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

ASEAN: You mean you stabbed them?

Timor: They ran into my knife.

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Mya: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Nam, Laos, & Cam: Ok

Mya: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Laos: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Nam: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Cam: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Bru: Singapore, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Singa: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.

Bru: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Thai.

Singa: Wait, no-

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Indo, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!

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Mal: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!

Thai: But I'm a vegan.

Mal: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness!

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Phil: In times like this, I should've listened to what UN told me.

ASEAN: What did Uni tell you?

Phil: I dunno, I never listened.

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Mya: Go ahead, Indo. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Thai: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation

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Singa: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Mal: Put spaghetti in it.

Singa: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Indo: Put spaghetti in it.

Singa: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Phil: Put spaghetti in it.

Singa: I'm no longer taking suggestions

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ASEAN: Time for plan G.

Nam: Don't you mean plan B?

ASEAN: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Laos: What about plan D?

ASEAN: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Phil: What about plan E?

ASEAN: I'm hoping not to use it. Singa dies in plan E.

Mal: I like plan E.

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Singa: *takes off glasses*

Singa: Wow...

Indo: *blushes* Haha... what?

Singa: You're really fucking blurry.

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*ASEAN just had his 30th birthday*

Cam: Can you keep a secret?

ASEAN: Do you know anything about my life?

Cam: No I do not. Good point.

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Indo, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bru, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Mal, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Mya, trembling: What are we playing??????????

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Bonus lmao

Singa: Yo is China sleeping or dead?

Nam: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Hong Kong: Yeah, so did I.

China: Okay first of all, fuck all of you-

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I have no life 😀

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