Catfish To Lovers | Yoonmin |

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parkj.m
Guys! I need help.
Or I'm dead

choisan
Why?
What happened?

Jeonjungkook
What did you do this time?

parkj.m
Okay.
Is it okay to catfish a person?

choisan
Yes

Jeonjungkook
Wait what?
No it's not
Don't listen to him.

parkj.m
Yrg
You're not helping at all

Jeonjungkook
Who did you catfish?

parkj.m
Someone important
Someone I love and adore

choisan
Well, it's definitely not me
You didn't catfish me

parkj.m
Of course stupid
It's not you

Jeonjungkook
Is it Yoongi?
Nah? You won't do that?
Wait...
Is it ME? PARK JIMIN?

parkj.m
It's Yoongi
I texted him and he replied
He asked for my picture and I sent
a picture of a girl because he thinks
that I am a girl and I'm not.
I'm crying
I hate my life rn ㅠㅠ

Jeonjungkook
Wait what?

choisan
Wow! Wish I could fly to Korea rn!
This are some amazing news.

parkj.m
Stupid!
How is it Amazing?
Worst... he didn't seem to believe me

choisan
Haha serves you right.

Jeonjungkook
CHOI SAN....
but yeah what were you thinking?

parkj.m
Don't judge me
Give me a SOLUTION
Right now.

choisan
....

Jeonjungkook
Send him a dick pic.
You know...
Just informing him that you are
a man not a girl

choisan
NO JIMIN
No dick pictures

parkj.m
Then what?
I don't wanna to make him mad,
please guys help me.

choisan
Start by apologising to him
And tell him your whole situation
then at the end, send him your
picture.

Jeonjungkook
Then add some pick me words
after the picture like:
"So this is me, the real me. I know
I'm a boy and ugly. I'm sorry for
catfishing but I had my reasons. You
may no longer want to text me but
it okay, I understand. Have a great
life Yoongi. I admire you. FOREVER"

parkj.m
So I'm sending a dick pic

choisan
Oh, Jungkook ruined your
innocent mind.

Jeonjungkook
He's old. He gotta learn something.

choisan
Do what you think is the best
for you Jimin. Think properly and
take your time to decide okay?

Jeonjungkook
Boring advice as me

parkj.m
I'll do what San told me.

Jeonjungkook
Don't forget the dick pic

parkj.m
Okay, I will just make what I think is right.

jhopeee
NO DICK PICTURES PLEASE

choisan
Yes Hoseok is here. Help him

parkj.m
What should I do hyung?

Jeonjungkook
Listen to my advice.
If he gets mad to hell with him

parkj.m
Hehe. You're a bad friend
I see marriage in him dude

Jeonjungkook
Then unsee the marriage stupid.

parkj.m
Hyung help me
Jungkook is just stupid to give advices

jhopeee
I'm at a photoshoot now, I'm busy
But quick advice.
Tell him the truth before it is too late
It might not be today but
try telling him as soon a possible.
You don't want to lose a precious
diamond to you now do you?
Be honest with yourself and tell him
Before he falls in love with the
wrong person.

parkj.m
You think he'd fall in love with me?

choisan
Who wouldn't fall in love with you?

jhopeee
You are the most beautiful creature.
Anyone would die to marry you.

Jeonjungkook
Except for me hahah
But you're really precious Jimin-ssi
And Hoseok what are you doing at
a photoshoot this late at night?

jhopeee
I don't know.
Ask Christian Dior

Jeonjungkook
Meh..

parkj.m
Thank you guys.
I'll think about it.
So...

jhopeee
No dick pics okay?

parkj.m
Yes hyungie

jhopeee
I gotta go now.
TTYL
<3

choisan
I gotta go too.
Do what's right baby mmh?

parkj.m
Thanks guys, I will

Jeonjungkook
Remember the d pic

parkj.m
JEON JUNGKOOK!!!!

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