None of this is real
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Bob: Hey Izuku I got some news.
Izuku: Alright what is it.
Bob: My dad's got a girlfriend.
Izuku: Oh, what's her name.
Bob: Wait lemme remember, apparently she is from Ireland. Her name begins with an M and ends with an a.
Izuku *looking serious*: Is her name Moira?
Bob: Now I remember, her name is Moora.
Izuku *looking relieved*: Oh nice.
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Roadhog: Then she was like, that's a wild hog. And then I said, That's what she, your mom's right behind me isn't she.
Izuku: Yep, I'll pray for you don't worry.
Roadhog *starts running away*: You're not the one being chased.
Mercy: Mako, get back here now.
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Luciò: Alright, boys it's film night. So what are we watching?
Izuku: A quiet place.
Reaper: Isn't that an 18.
Izuku: Eh, what mom doesn't know won't hurt her.
Cassidy: Hey Hogman, pass the keys. I need to open the door.
Roadhog: Oh yeah sure. *pulls out pizza cutter*
*Hanzo falls over drunk*
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Roadhog: So son, I think you got a crush.
Izuku: And who told you that.
Roadhog: I've seen the way you look at that Nejire girl when you are with those big 3 people.
Izuku: So what if you are right.
Roadhog: Just grow a pair and talk to her about it. You hang out with her and the others twice a week. Also it was Mirio who told me.
Izuku: I have talked to her about it.
Roadhog: Really, your pulling that card.
Izuku: *looks away in virgin*
(Got that line from a book I read not too long ago but I can't remember what it was called)
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Kirishima: Okay, training at your place again.
Izuku: Can't I got the assignment to do.
Kirishima: Oh let me help.
Izuku: That's the thing, I haven't started yet.
Kirishima: It was assigned a month ago, do you have at least any idea on what you're doing.
Izuku: Nope.
Kirishima *pulls out phone*: Momo, yeah. We got a code magenta. No it's not Mina this time. It's Izuku. And bring ALL notes this time. He has no clue what to do.
Izuku: So what?
Kirishima: The cavalry is on their or rather her way.
Tracer *riding bike*: Fuck you that's my line.
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1-A group chat.
Winston: Can someone explain why I go onto the UA Reddit page and there is a video of an orangutan swimming and it says. POV: Winton.
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The child of Overwatch
FanfictionIzuku Yagi never had a good life. Sure he enjoyed every aspect, until he was found quirkless. Then his family there him away. On his fifth birthday he leaves the house and is found by two people that may just get him through life.
