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None of this is real

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Bob: Hey Izuku I got some news.

Izuku: Alright what is it.

Bob: My dad's got a girlfriend.

Izuku: Oh, what's her name.

Bob: Wait lemme remember, apparently she is from Ireland. Her name begins with an M and ends with an a.

Izuku *looking serious*: Is her name Moira?

Bob: Now I remember, her name is Moora.

Izuku *looking relieved*: Oh nice.

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Roadhog: Then she was like, that's a wild hog. And then I said, That's what she, your mom's right behind me isn't she.

Izuku: Yep, I'll pray for you don't worry.

Roadhog *starts running away*: You're not the one being chased.

Mercy: Mako, get back here now.

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Luciò: Alright, boys it's film night. So what are we watching?

Izuku: A quiet place.

Reaper: Isn't that an 18.

Izuku: Eh, what mom doesn't know won't hurt her.

Cassidy: Hey Hogman, pass the keys. I need to open the door.

Roadhog: Oh yeah sure. *pulls out pizza cutter*

*Hanzo falls over drunk*

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Roadhog: So son, I think you got a crush.

Izuku: And who told you that.

Roadhog: I've seen the way you look at that Nejire girl when you are with those big 3 people.

Izuku: So what if you are right.

Roadhog: Just grow a pair and talk to her about it. You hang out with her and the others twice a week. Also it was Mirio who told me.

Izuku: I have talked to her about it.

Roadhog: Really, your pulling that card.

Izuku: *looks away in virgin*

(Got that line from a book I read not too long ago but I can't remember what it was called)

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Kirishima: Okay, training at your place again.

Izuku: Can't I got the assignment to do.

Kirishima: Oh let me help.

Izuku: That's the thing, I haven't started yet.

Kirishima: It was assigned a month ago, do you have at least any idea on what you're doing.

Izuku: Nope.

Kirishima *pulls out phone*: Momo, yeah. We got a code magenta. No it's not Mina this time. It's Izuku. And bring ALL notes this time. He has no clue what to do.

Izuku: So what?

Kirishima: The cavalry is on their or rather her way.

Tracer *riding bike*: Fuck you that's my line.

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1-A group chat.

Winston: Can someone explain why I go onto the UA Reddit page and there is a video of an orangutan swimming and it says. POV: Winton.

          

Server: Electric rat has changed Winston's name to Winton.

Winton: Hey Kaminari.

Electric rat: What.

Winton: Wanna know what I'm doing.

Electric rat: Mina pick me up I'm scared.

Winston: I said. Wanna know what I'm doing.

Electric rat: What is it.

Winton: Your mother.

Crazed gunman: Damn, didn't think he had the balls to do that.

Winton: Izuku, wanna know what I'm doing to your mother.

Izuku: Getting your ass beaten for making a your mom joke and she saw it.

Winton: 👍

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UA Staff chat

Rat Satan: @360NoScope did you get the cheese I asked for.

360NoScope: Um, well you see the thing is.

Rat Satan: Did I fucking stutter.

Annoying Cockatoo: Damn he's in trouble now.

Rat Satan: Shut your ass Yamada.

Annoying Cockatoo: Sho, help me.

Soon I'll be a butterfly: No fuck you.

Annoying Cockatoo: Nem, help me.

18 people at the cinema: No I'm not dealing with this.

I do not look like a Minecraft stone block: The man wants his cheese.

Mecha-Godzilla: Give him the bloody cheese.

Rat Satan: Give me the cheese.

I'm only 13: Shota you heading with me to the vault.

Soon I'll be a butterfly: Yep.

WHERE'S MY SPAGHETTI: Be quick, OH MY.

Server: WHERE'S MY SPAGHETTI has left the server.

I'm only 13: Why was that like a horror movie murder.

18 people at the cinema: I thought you were only 13.

I'm only 13: You'll never take me alive fucker.

Mecha-Godzilla: People your age shouldn't be cursing.

I'm only 13: I'm fucking 24 years old.

360NoScope: @Imonly13 are you there yet.

I'm only 13: Nope, Nezu locked me in my wooden office and is cackling like a madman holding a lighter.

Who's a good boy: Alright what happened.

I'm only 13: I need a therapist.

Who's a good boy: I'm asking what the fuck is happening.

In real life -

Aizawa was walking along.

*Pokémon battle music*

A wild Nezu has appeared.

Attack                           Defend    Flee like a bitch        Items

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I will be honest I would love to see a story where Deku is an alternate who pretty much pretty much he was like an alternate from the very beginning but he just never Shows his true form and he knew exactly what it was because he could’ve he was very he was the same intelligent as like Einstein whenever he was born pretty much like when Deku was born here that IQ he just thought it was a little game for him pretty much whenever in reality he was truly plotting devious plus when are you was a baby Since alternate can shape shift into anything or anyone they love as manipulating

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