*Zenyatta walks into man cave holding pop corn*
*Izuku and others on floor trying to fix a vase that belongs to Zenyatta*
Zenyatta: What the fuck happened. *Eyes turn red*
Izuku: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.
Others: We're completely fucked, completely fucked, we're completely fucked.
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Cassidy: It's high noon.
*Everyone frantically looking for Cassidy to hide*
*Clock turns 12;01*
*Cassidy fires but fails*: Huh what happened. *Sees clock* well shit.
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Ana: I'm one of the top three snipers here.
Ashe: There are only four snipers it's not that big a feat.
Hanzo: And I am the best one here.
Widowmaker: You keep telling yourself that.
Ana *to Ashe*: Want some coffee while they argue.
Ashe: Why not.
Hanzo: I shot someone from 300 metres killing them instantly.
Widowmaker: Pure luck, I shot a man from 400 metres.
Hanzo: And I headshot them.
Widowmaker: I shot their dick off.
Hanzo: As a man I find that a violation of every man's human rights and that puts fear in any man. Well played.
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Fawkes: And now, there we, now I have a YouTube channel. I also have my twitch account.
Hana: Hey Junkrat want some tips on being a channel owner.
Fawkes: How about we collaborate our channels to exponentially increase our viewer and subscriber numbers.
Hana: That's a lot of long words, you sure you know what they mean.
Fawkes: Sure I do Shiela.
*After they start streaming*
Hana: Go support the channel I'm collaborating with today. ExplosiveRat69.
Chat:
Emo birb: Nice
RoadR8ge: Really.
Bonesaw: What it's funny
Burning sentry: You gotta admit it is immature.
Fawkes channel: You have been raided by D.VA.
Fawkes: So she told ya ta check my channel out, wait lemme join the call.
Fawkes: Hello Shiela ready to start?
Hana: So what are we doing today.
Fawkes: This is going to be a looong streaming session. We are gonna race through Pokman Iron.
Hana: Really, I'm a pro VGC player.
Fawkes: But you don't know the classics, girl I know the original ones. I have Nuzlocked this game. I know it better than you.
Hana: Hey is that a band in the back.
Chat:
4th wall breaker: That sounds like the Armed Machine.
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The child of Overwatch
FanfictionIzuku Yagi never had a good life. Sure he enjoyed every aspect, until he was found quirkless. Then his family there him away. On his fifth birthday he leaves the house and is found by two people that may just get him through life.
