Emma, who will be playing Babel over there on the right ----->
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Chapter Two
The sight that laid before my eyes was unbelievable and not in a good way. Hussy were scattered everywhere with their fire-red lips on bottles of beer while others sat on laps of some not so cute looking men.
"I think I just threw up in my mouth," I gasp putting my hand to my mouth and swallowing back my lunch from today. The taste of foul chicken and strawberry soda lingered in my mouth making me gag some more.
"Here," Kara said hand me something. Without looking I chugged it until I realized what it was.
"You know I hate vodka Kar," I shouted spraying liquid all over the place.
"Stop being such a little baby, Babel. People are looking and I'm not getting kicked out until I get laid by David. Okay? Now let's go."
Man, I hate it when people use my middle name.
"Where to if he's on stage smart one," I hissed. See, doesn't think things through. If it weren't for me she would be looking endlessly for him forgetting he's on stage. Oh Kara...
"Right," She said coming to a halt.
"Let's go look for his dressing room or something," I suggested wiping my lips with the back of my hand. Stupid chicken.
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joke #2....p.s. if the joke offends you let me know and i'll remove it :p
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
... When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
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I'm Innocent, I swear!
HumorBabel was arrested and turns out she has quiet the rap sheet, but did she really commit all those crimes? is it true that she's young, beautiful, but deadly? Will the things get heated as the young, hot Officer Collins continues to interrogate her...
