Incorrect quotes (from other sources like Pinterest, I just used these characters for them)
—-Raven: Is there a word that's between angry and sad?
Christine: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
James: Smad.
Albus: There's two types of people.—-
Scorpius: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Christine: I almost died.
Scorpius: That was my fondest memory.—
Ashton: Why is there blood everywhere?
Raven: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Ashton: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?
Raven: No, no. Aggressively poked them with a knife.—-
Scorpius: I didn't drink that much last night.
Raven: You were flirting with Albus.
Scorpius: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Christine: You asked if he was single... and cried when he said he wasn't.—-
Albus: Fight me!
Orion: Ha! Look at your size. What are you going to do? Kick me in the ankle?
(Later)
Scorpius: Why is Orion quivering on the floor and crying?
Raven: Albus kicked him really hard in the ankle.—-
Aries: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?
Scorpius: It saves time.—-
James: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Christine: You're a hazard to society.
Dinah: And a coward. Do twenty.—-
Ashton: Can you recommend me any books that made you cry?
Raven: Advanced Potion Making.—-
Christine: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.
James: You left me in Diagon Alley like two weeks ago.
Christine: I did that on purpose, try again.—-
Christine: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.
Raven: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Orion: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Albus: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.—-
Harry Potter (rhetorically): How many children do you have?
Draco Malfoy: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.—-
Albus: You read my journal?
Lily: At first I didn't know it was your journal... I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.—-
Albus: I'm cold.
Scorpius: Here, take my jacket.
Ashton: I'm cold too.
Raven: *sets the world on fire*—-
Scorpius: I need to get something off my chest.
Orion: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
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Soldiers and Serpents //Scorbus
FanfictionScorpius Malfoy thought he'd ride out the rest of his schooling at Hogwarts easily. That was until Albus Potter came into the picture. It seemed like everything went downhill from there. -- Disclaimer: This is kinda my replacement for The Cursed Chi...