This is a sequel to Wrong Number
(You can read this book without reading it but you may not understand all the references)
5 years after graduation and they've all grown up
They moved on with their lives and left Hogwarts in the past, along with th...
"AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN" Draco screamed and Theo laughed, "I just wanted to scare you a bit calm down" Theo said as he patted Draco on the back. "Theo I've locked my kids in a bloody room and you almost gave me a heart attack" Draco replied bitterly as he walked out of the room, "Why's he so mad? Did he find a grey hair or something?" Theo teased and I snorted. "His hair is white already he won't be able to tell a difference" I laughed and this time Theo snorted.
"GIA I HEARD THAT! I'M MEANT TO BE YOUR HUSBAND" he shouted and me and Theo burst into laughter.
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Draco's POV
"You boys have fun" Gia said as she ushered us outside, "You're making it sound like we're five" I said and she rolled her eyes. "Well you bloody act like it" she mumbled and I shouted "Hey!".
"Oh hush. You two go and leave me alone" She said as she slammed the door in my face. "Welp I guess it's time to get this tattoo" Theo smirked as he grabbed my hand to apparate, we arrived in the alleyway by the tattoo parlour and I looked at Theo nervously. "Don't be a baby come on Draco" Theo said as he tried to hide the smile on his face, "That's peer pressure" I huffed and he ignored me and began skipping away.
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"Okay are you ready to see your new tattoo Mr Malfoy?" the muggle tattoo artist asked and I nodded hesitantly. He took out his phone and took and photo then showed it to me. My mouth hung open and I stared at Theo with hatred in my eyes.
"Theodore Beckham Nott you are a dead man" I seethed and he sprinted out of the shop.
Theodore's POV
I ran out of the shop as fast as I could, I ran for around 10 minutes but then stopped to catch my breath. I looked to my left and saw an angry blonde figure sprinting towards me, "AHHH I'M SO SORRY" I screamed at fuming Draco as he approached me.
I took out my phone and called Giovanna as I ran further down the street.
Giovanna's POV
CALL DIALOGUE (Draco Theo Giovanna)
"GIOVANNA YOUR HUSBAND IS CHASING ME AND IM REALLY SCARED"
"Woah woah Theo what happened"
"THE- THE TATTOO I GOT HIM HE- HE HATES IT AND HE'S SO SO ANGRY"
"THEODORE NOTT YOU SON OF A BITCH IM GOING TO CATCH YOUR SORRY ASS"
"NOOO IM SORRY DRACO I REALLY AM"
"NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT YOU BASTARD"
"Theo what is the tattoo?"
"IT- IT'S A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH"
"YOU'RE DEAD NOTT"
"I HAVE A WIFE AND A CHILD"
"I'LL PAY FOR THEIR THERAPY DON'T WORRY"
"Theo come here I'll hide you"
"THANK YOU SO SO MUCH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH G"
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Wizards, Witches and Bitches 17:42
Me: when are you guys coming over
Ginny: like 7
Astoria: that's so long
Luna: we're meant to meet at 6
Cho: get ready now so you can make it on time
Ginny: oh I'm already ready I'm just gonna fuck Harry first
Blaise: goodbye
Draco: shit
Me: what
Theo: HA I TOLD YOU POTTERS GETTING SOME
Ginny: you bet on my husband's sex life??
Draco: naaaa
Theo: yeh we did Theo: oh we're lying??? Theo: I meant naaaa of course not gin
Ginny: mhmm
Prince: how did the tattoo go
Luna: last thing I heard about was Draco beating Theo up
Cho: PFTTT WHY
Blaise: he gave him a shit tattoo
Me: I had to heal Theo's bruises Mr: poor guy
Theo: bitch you kicked me too
Me: 🤭
Theo: 😐 Theo: anyway here's the tattoo
Draco: NO
Theo:
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Luna: poor Draco
Draco: this is why I only like luna
Blaise: pls she's howling with laughter right now
Astoria: THEO HOW COULD YOU AHAHAJAH
Prince: FUCK AHHAHA Prince: ALEX IS WHEEZING
Draco: YOU SHOWED YOUR HUSBAND???
Prince: PLS OFC I DID
Me: PLS ANYWAY EVERYONE HURRY UP Me: GIN YOU CAN FUCK HAZZA LATER
Cho: Hazza?
Ginny: they did this freestyle rap performance for charity and they gave eachother rapper names Ginny: Harry is Hazza and Gia is Gfreezy
Me: OOO I REMEMBER THAT
Draco: sadly I do too
Me: idgaf if it's your birthday I will still beat your ass
Draco: pls do
Me: bye
Theo: GIN NOW YOU OWE ME
Ginny: oh for fucks sake
Me: you bet on us too😐
Draco: what was the bet
Theo: I said that G is the top but Ginny disagreed
