Months ago: the day after Chan first talked to Aisha
Minho's phone tinged as he was walking towards the practice hall, and he glanced at the notification box, seeing the name HaloBishes yet again, and he entered the hall. He furtively opened the chat, watching as the person had written a greeting.
HaloBishes: good morning!!
DoNotTextMe: good morning tf do you want
HaloBishes: so i was just reading the marriage vows on the internet
HaloBishes: and later, I accidentally said I DO to Twice's Nayeon on the TV
HaloBishes: ARE WE MARRIED NOW?
DoNotTextMe: you do know that the other person also has to say I DO, right?
HaloBishes: do you know that too?
DoNotTextMe: i do
HaloBishes: i do
HaloBishes: OMG WE'RE MARRIED NOW!!
Minho grimaced at his phone's screen. He wouldn't admit it, but that was smooth... or just a really accurate fluke.
DoNotTextMe: uh huh
DoNotTextMe: apparently idk the name of my wife
HaloBishes: omg this is all the recognition I've ever wanted omgggg
HaloBishes: and i'm Yiren btw :D
DoNotTextMe: i'm Minho
Because there were simply too many Minho's in the world.
HaloBishes: cool name lol wyd
That's when Minho heard a loud noise, and directing his gaze towards the source of the sound, he saw that Chan was tackling Jisung to the ground, and muffling his mouth with his hand.
DoNotTextMe: watching my friends gay tackle each other
HaloBishes: lmao what even is a friend
HaloBishes: i have like zero
DoNotTextMe: i should feel bad for you but i'm enjoying the fight too much
Minho watched in amusement as the scene unfolded, and Chan blurted out, "We were talking about... eh... male periods!"
"Male periods?" he and Seungmin said in an unintentional unison.
HaloBishes: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
HaloBishes: FIGHT UNTIL YOU'RE AN ASOCIAL MUGGLE LIKE ME!!
"Y-Yeah, we were talking about male periods," Jisung proceeded to say, "And how they affect our non-existent uterus-"
"That's enough!" Chan screamed in horror.
"Are you guys serious right now..." Minho made a face, and then returned to the chat.
DoNotTextMe: okay asocial muggle
DoNotTextMe:n i actually do feel bad for you...
DoNotTextMe: let's be friends, then?
HaloBishes: le shook pikachu face
DoNotTextMe: don't make me change my words
HaloBishes: sorry omg i'm not used to human interaction
DoNotTextMe: have you been living under a rock or smth?
HaloBishes: i was kidnapped when i was a kid
DoNotTextMe: oh
HaloBishes: by an old witch who wanted to use me for my magical hair
HaloBishes: and then she kept me in a tower far away from civilization
DoNotTextMe: i'm regretting making you my friend
HaloBishes: :(((
(a/n: yes, i had to read Sugar Daddy's first few chapters for this. And yes, I cringed.
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