"Aisha is pregnant."
Silence prevailed for about a minute before Jeongin remarked, "PULL OUT GAME WEAK!"
"Wha-"
"I WARNED YOU ABOUT USING PROTECTION! MAYBE A HUNDRED TIMES!" Minho lost it, scolding Chan like he was a kid, "TELL ME WHEN I DIDN'T REMIND YOU!"
"Minho, you reminded me about it every damn time you saw Aisha and I together," Chan sighed.
"AND YOU STILL HAD THE AUDACITY TO DO THE DEED WITHOUT IT!" Hyunjin yelled.
"We used it-"
"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BEDROOM SHENANIGANS!" Minho covered his ears.
"Chan," Seungmin breathed, "What now?"
"I... don't know!" Chan plopped onto the sofa, "I went to Aisha's and she was... okay? Like, she told me she doesn't want to abort."
"Oh..." Changbin thought over it, "So what do you want?"
"I'm not sure, because she's really, really young to have a kid," Chan pursed his lips, "I'm completely okay with it, though. I'm just worried about her. She seems okay with it, too, but pregnancy has its complications."
"Hold up," Jeongin lifted a hand up, "You're actually okay with it?"
"Yeah?"
"...YOU'RE GONNA BE A DAD!" Jeongin gasped, and a round of gasps went across the room. And you thought Stray Kids couldn't get more dramatic.
Jisung snickered, "Daddy Chan who? We only know Dad Chan."
"Channie, did you go on Daddy Material... or DAD MATERIAL?" Felix laughed loudly.
"No, but Chan! Congratulations!" Changbin had a huge smile on his face. Felix launched himself at him, tackling him to the ground with a hug, and Jisung followed.
"Guys, you'll kill him!" Jeongin laughed in cringe.
Minho drew out his phone, wanting to celebrate the moment with his girl.
Me:
YIRENIE
COME HERE FAST
ONLINE
ONLINE
ONLINE
ONLINE
ONLINE
Yirenie:
OMG WHO DIED
Me:
NOBODY
Yirenie:
THEN WHAT'S ALL THE HYPE FOR
Me:
CHAN'S PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yirenie:
NAWWW I THOUGHT HE'D DO BETTER-
wait.
WAIT.
WHTAY ARE YOU HONGIN
Me:
Pls make it readable
Yirenie:
*WHAT ARE YOU HINTING
Me:
AISHA
IS
PREGNANT
Yirenie:
...
OH
MY
GOD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me:
I KNOWWWW
Yirenie:
MY CHANCES OF BEING W KWEEN AISHA ARE BLOWN OFF BUT IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!!
Me:
Yeah- wait
Your chances of being with her????
How GAY ARE YOU
Yirenie:
DON'T YOU ASK ME THAT
YOU BUTT HUNTER
Me:
I HAVEN'T HUNTED ON YOUR BUTT YET DON'T MAKE ME DO THAT
Yirenie:
JAGAJAFSBSGABSGAAVWBSHSHSHWHWYSWJVEBDRMRBENEJRKDUWBEEBESLSIENDMDLWLEJEBENENRLRKEHKEKEKRRHRMDHDLLRLEKRJEB
Me:
LMAO SO CUTE
Yirenie:
NO IM NOT
IM DADDY
Me:
IM LEAVING THE CHAT
Yirenie:
SORRY MOMMY
Me:
BYE
(a/n: AISHA WILL BE APPEARING SOON, SIMPS.
Y'ALL ARE SO GAY FOR AISHA AND I DONT BLAME YOU
ALSO, WE HIT 20K????? WHAT????? AND WHY HAVEN'T I TURNED OFF MY CAPS LOCK????
DID YOU LIKE ITTT?
THANKS FOR READING! I LOVE YOU!)
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ספרות חובבים[Sugar series Book 3] "You're so gay." "You're so lesbian." "Then what does that make us?" "An odd combination...? Oh, and lovers too, hehe." ~~~~~ After two successful tries, Daddy Material has proven to be a hundred percent effective for both...
