yes, yes i am going to do this. you cant stop me >:)
lets goo
also, this will contain non-canon ships, so yeah.
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bro: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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mrcheese to someone he's seen flirt with the gentleman: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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mr cheese: are we flirting right now?
the gentleman: IM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!
mr cheese: that doesnt answer my question
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the gentleman: mr cheese and I were crossing the street, and this guy drove by and honked at us
mr egg: *Sighing* What did mr cheese do?
the gentleman: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
mr cheese: who wants a free steering wheel?
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mother: Why is mr egg so sad?
the gentleman: They took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
mother : And...?
mr egg: i got mr cheese :(
(poor eggy)
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captain: Good morning.
veteran: Good morning.
bday: Good morning.
player : You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
stoner: MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS!
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
mr egg: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
captain: ...I did. I broke it.
mr egg: No. No you didn't. Person C?
veteran: Don't look at me. Look at Person D.
player: What?! I didn't break it.
veteran: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
player: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
veteran: Suspicious.
player: No, it's not!
stoner: If it matters, probably not, but Person F was the last one to use it.
dum : Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
stoner: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
dum: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, stoner!
captain: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
mr egg: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
stoner: mr egg... mr cheeses been awfully quiet.
mr cheese: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
mr egg, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
mr egg: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
mr egg:
mr egg: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
(what a classic lol)
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hunter:What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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captain: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
player: I wake up at 4:30 AM
captain:
captain: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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the gentleman: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
mr egg: *turning to Person C* How tall are you?
mr cheese: ..... listen here you little-
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bro: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
goober: dammit.
mr cheese: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
stoner: OH MY GOD THE GENTLEMAN FELL OFF!!!
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used a generater for this( i still cant spell)
may do more tomorrow, but this is it for now.
byvaj!thats bye in belarusian
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