06: All I ask for is peace

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Just execute us, its better than this

Chan
A beach

Seungmin
Summer?

Yin
A beach in summer

Or Miami

Or Hawaii

Hyunjin
Hey, you can't guess thrice
That's cheating

CHAN! yin cheated
Someone call the cops
Jail jail jail

Yin
Dude, I'm sorry

I got too excited 😭

Hyunjin
All forgiven ^_^

Chan
Well, that deescalated

Changbin
Kinda reminds me of that time
Felix yeeted Jisung out the window

He almost broke all his bones, lmao

Seungmin
Oh my God

Did you just say yeeted?

Yin
Is that all you got from the story?

Hyunjin
I got a front row view of it

Changbin
Awesome

Hyunjin
No, bad!

He fell on me

Yin
Lucky

Chan
When did all these happened?

Seungmin
Right after Minho threw your rubber ducky out of the window

Changbin
Yeah, and Felix thought it was a good idea for Jisung to go get it

Hyunjin
And I so happened to be walking by

I didn't ask for a human to fall on me.

Do you know how painful it was?
Like a whole herd of Buffalo
Like an avalanche of rocks

Yin
Bro, it was only Jisung

Changbin
And it was just the window downstairs

So dramatic

Seungmin
Okay, Jerry

Hyunjin
Bahahahagahahaha he's so funny

Jerry is the mouse, right?

Seungmin
No, jerry is the tree

Yin
Um, where's Chan?

Changbin
Crying in the corner cause
señor squeakers was brutally tortured

Seungmin
Oh now he picked up his phone

Chan is typing. . .

Hyunjin
And now he's typing

He's probably gonna scold us

That old timer

Chan
I wanted to guess Changbin's emojis

But did you just call me an old timer?

Seungmin
Chan fr looks like he would play bingo
with a crazy cat Lady

Yin
Minho?

Chan
Now, normally I'd get angry
but you made him smile

Hyunjin
Me?? I made who smile
Minho or Seungmin??

Chan
Um, I was talking about Yin

Changbin
Can any of you kindly guess my emojis?

Like right now!

Yin
A vacation

Chan
Bingo, I was gonna guess that

Hyunjin
Nah, he didn't just say Bingo
😭😭😭

Seungmin
What can I say, he's a senior citizen

Changbin
Yes Yin, I need a vacation
quality time away from these
annoying creatures

Except you

Yin
Yay, thanks Binnie

Chan
Changbin when did you get so smooth?

Seungmin
Aren't you supposed to remove him?

Changbin
Just for safety precautions

I wasn't flirting
So please you-know-who
Don't come at me

Yin
Who would?

Hyunjin
Ah, oblivious
Allow me to enlightening you
you befuddled female homo sapien

Seungmin removed 'Hyunjin'

Changbin
Lmao, bro panic

Chan
All I ask for is peace

Yin
Amen papa Chan

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I got the little will to update cause of scaryspoon28

So yeah, hope it was okay.

*pulls cloak over face* Goodbye mortals

*Crawls back into my cave of despair*

Anyways hi, how are you?
Pls vote and comment

Thanks for all your concerned comments, no I don't have the flu
Just my random hourly dose of depression

Cya💜

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