Chaos 2 | Stray kids

19: Merry Crisis

'Just execute us, its better than this'

Minho
Hoe Hoe Hoe

Felix
No no, you got it all wrong

Santa goes ho ho ho

Minho
Whoever the fuck said
I was quoting Santa?

Jisung
Excuse me but which other
old man breaks into peoples' houses

And goes ho ho ho?

Chan
Whoever says Chan is going to jail!

Jeongin
Christopher!

Seungmin
Dang, he beat me to it

Jeongin
You've been slacking off the
evil list, grandpa

Seungmin
Did you just call me a grandpa?

Hyunjin
Question, I have a question?

Changbin
Where's Yin?

Minho
Who cares?

Seungmin
I do!

I mean I do not*

Anybody buying that?

Jeongin
Depends on how much you're
selling it

Jisung
Excuse me?

Hyunjin's question? I'm very curious

Hyunjin
Right, thanks buddy

Isn't Santa you know?

How do I put this nicely?

Felix
Like isn't he too fat to fit
through the chimney?

Chan
Its part of the Christmas miracle

Jisung
Maybe he shrinks himself

Minho
Or uses the front door
And trick people by saying he uses the chimney

Changbin
Who uses the front door?

Jeongin
Back door all the way

Felix
Using the front door ✖

Using the back door ✔

Seungmin
How did we go from Minho hoe-ing
To Santa to back doors?

Jeongin
Science

Hyunjin
I approve

Minho
That I'm sexy?
That has already been established

Seungmin
Whatever you say Minnie mouse

Chan
You're also a Minnie mouse

Jisung
And you're the sugar daddy

Changbin
How in the world?

Yin
I mean duh, Chan is obviously
the older guy with lots of money

Hyunjin
Woo, he can take you to a restaurant

Jisung
Anymore wow reference and I'll ho ho ho you in the face

Yinnie you ghosted us 🙁

Yin
Jfsagjldsaadjk
No, I would never

You guys make me as jolly as a Roger

Minho
Aww, that almost touched
my nonexistent heart

Changbin
He's lying Yin
That made him smile

Minho
Say goodbye to gyu

Changbin
Ow! Chan Hyung, Minho kicked
my jiggle bells

Chan
Let's stop exposing and threatening and hurting people

Felix
Yeah! Let's be molly and Mary

Seungmin

Jolly and merry*

Jisung
Question, I have a question!

Ever wonder why Santa's tummy is so big?

Yin
Maybe that's where he stores
Some Christmas gifts

Seungmin
Don't ruin my thoughts
Please!

Chan
Yin honey, no, just please no!

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