13: Maniacs

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'Just execute us, its better than this'

Minho
Hey I can't find up Sexy

Yin
What's up sexy?

Minho
Nothing much

How about you

Changbin
Dang, that was smooth

Hyunjin
Minho, are you trying to take
my position as pickup line champion?

Jisung
You mean mine?

Jeongin
Your ass literally lost to him

Chan
Language, Yang Jeongin

Jeongin
Hairline, Bang Chan

Felix 

YinWhat has Minho done to ourcute maknae?

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Yin
What has Minho done to our
cute maknae?

Jeongin
Shush, little one
You're the baby here

My bedtime is at 10pm
But I sleep at 10:05pm 😎

Seungmin
Minho, you still have work to do

Chan
Are we gonna ignore what
he said about my hairline?

Changbin
What hairline?

Chan
I have A NORMAL HAIRLINE

Jisung
Yes, and I'm an extrovert

Felix
Yes, and I love coffee

Hyunjin
Yes, and I love eggplant

Minho
Yes, and Changbin is tall

Seungmin
Yes, and I have murdered Jisung

Jeongin
Yes, and I'm the oldest

Changbin
Yes, and this groupchat is sane

Yin
Why are you guys like this? 😭

Seungmin
Like how?

We're literally angels

Jisung
You tried strangling me
three hours ago

Felix
Angel of death

Still an angel

Hyunjin
Jisung wasn't complaining though

Changbin
What is wrong with you people?

Chan
Changbin is still my last hope
of sanity

Jeongin
He was twerking on your bed

Changbin
You said you wouldn't tell

Yin
How the turns have tabled

Minho
My braincells

Chan
You didn't have any left

Jisung
Holy fuck

Minho just got roasted

Felix
Jisung won't be replying for a moment

He's having a tissue break

Hyunjin
Lmao, he's screaming like a girl

Ah, I remember when Minho Hyung fed me tissues, he laughed.

AH, PAY BACK BITCH

Seungmin
Someone, please save me from these maniacs

Yin
Why isn't Papa Chan helping him

Changbin
He has back problems

Jeongin
His hips are acting up

Felix
His arthritis be hitting real bad

Chan
I am npt an old mom
Mam*
Mon*
Bsn*

Wjay the fucj

Man*

Yin
Dude, you good?

Seungmin
He's not with his reading glasses

Jeongin
He doesn't know how to
operate a phone

Changbin
I feel like we're forgetting someone

Chan
Minho killing Jisung?

Seungmin
Nah, we good

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You guys are so awesome
Thanks so much for your kind words, really touched my nonexistent heart

Random story time attack;
Okay so I'm walking and this guy said "Woah, you're really pretty"

Guess what my introverted ass said. 😔

"Good afternoon"

IT WAS LITERALLY NIGHT!
*CACKLES IN WHAT THE HELL* AH, ME.

Anyways hi, how are you?
Pls vote and comment

Thanks
Cya💜

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