Puffer: Matt
Blarg: Yea?
Puffer: I like your haircut :)
Blar: Thanks :)
Grizzy: 🧍♂️
Droid: Why don't y'all just get married already
Pezzy: Yeah or just fuck
Smii7y: What?
Pezzy: 😐
Puffer: Fine! Matt you wanna fuck?
Blurg: Fuck yes!
-They fucked-
-2 years later-
Puffer: Blarg will you marry me?
Bleg: I'm pragnant and it's not yours
Puffer: 😱
Droid: WOAH *Mexican noises*
Pezzy: Who's the father?!
Grizzy: WHY YOU LOOKIN AT ME?!
Pezzy: breh
Smii7y: 💀
Puffer: TELL ME WHO IT IS MATT!
Matt: 😭😭😭😭 ITS-
Smii7y: I'm sorry you had to find out this way man...
Everyone but Matt: SMII7Y?!
Smii7y: yeah it's JOHN CENA!!!
BA BA DA BAAAAA! BA BA DA BAAAA!!!
*more trumpet sounds*
💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥THE END💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥
