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MACRO- Bold
ZOEY- Italic
"Hello, this is the Starb-"
"HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!"
"OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O--"
"Wait...did you just say Starbucks?"
"Um...yeah?"
"They have a hotline?"
"Indeed."
"Really?"
"Yep. But only in this branch."
"So...can you, like, order and stuff?"
"No dip, Sherlock. Why do you think we put up a hotline?"
"To help people that are about to be murdered?"
"Oh, yeah. HOLD ON, I'LL CALL 911."
"NO! Relax, it was a prank. I just punched in some random numbers. Never thought I'd discover the Starbucks hotline."
"Bloody hell, you caused me a heart attack!"
"Who are you, Ron Weasley?"
"No, I'm Zoey. Wait, how do you know Ron Weasley?"
"I'm Macro. And I know Ron Weasley cause I'm a Potterhead. Duh."
"Really? Wow, I mean, with a deep voice like that, I wouldn't have expected you to like Harry Potter. I pictured you more as a....I don't know, a buff?"
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The Starbucks Hotline
Short Story❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞...
