Legend:
MACRO- Bold
ZOEY- Italic
"Hello, this is th-"
"Yeah, yeah. I know this is Starbucks. I wouldn't have called if I didn't."
"Macro? Is this you?!"
"Umm, I think so? I mean, I'm still gorgeous, if that's what you're implying."
"HOW DARE YOU?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME YESTERDAY?!"
"Ooh, miss me much?"
"No! I was just dying out of boredom yesterday because this place was literally a ghost town. The people at this time of the year aren't really up for coffee, except for you, apparently."
"Well, good news for you because I'm here now!"
"Yay."
"You don't sound very excited. I might as well leave."
"No, wait!! Please, don't. I am soooo bored, I can literally just eat my ass to entertain myself."
"Well, if that's the case; Bye!"
"What? Wai-"
"Beep, beep, beep."
"Fine. I'm sorry for my friendship."
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Aww. So sad. :(
So, what do you guys think is a better ship name?
#ZoCro
#MacOey
Or
#ZoRo?
Hahhahaha
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