Legend:
MACRO- Bold
ZOEY- Italic
"Hey Macro."
"(Gasps) How'd you know it was me?!?!"
"In one whole month, the only other people that called here was some guy name Levi and the electrician."
"Who's Levi?"
"I don't know. I answered the phone and thought it was you so I called him 'Macro' then he said he wasn't Macro and that he was Levi and I had to make an excuse that my cat has diarrhea...I don't even like cats."
"Oh. Zoey, I'm bored. Entertain me."
"The greatest pleasure is my presence. Deal with it."
"You're so good at comebacks, it makes me want to cry. I only think of good comebacks two hours after the actual conversation."
"That's because I'm a genius."
"Suuure you are."
"I am. How do you think I knew you were an idiotic monkey the first time we spoke?"
"Hey!"
"It's true!"
"Whatever, I'm not speaking to you."
"Aww, I'm just kidding."
"No, I'm hanging up."
"You wouldn't."
"Watch me."
"How? I can't even see you."
"Oh yeah."
"Thank you for making my point for me."
"What point?"
"Oh, Macro. How slow you are."
".....wait. Did I just prove that I'm an idiotic monkey?"
"The best idiotic monkey I know. From now on, you shall be called, Macro the Macchiato Muchacho Monkey."
"You're insane."
"So is every other genius."
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A/N
I wish I came up with these comebacks in the actual argument. Anyways, comment, vote and FOLLOW ME for crazier stuff because why naw?
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