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MACRO- Bold
ZOEY- Italic
"Hello, Ricardo. Eighth question. Ready?"
"Woah, woah, no greetings or anything?"
"I said 'Hello Ricardo'. Does that not suffice?"
"No."
"Then what kind of greeting do you want?"
"Something that goes along the lines of; 'Hello Macro, your highness. Amazing king. Good morning! How are you on this fine day? Are you feeling alright, love?'"
"First of all, I would never say that, second, I wouldn't call you 'love'--"
"Ouch."
"--and third, I do NOT sound like that."
"Whatever, Vader."
"Stop calling me that."
"Would you prefer 'love'?"
"Well, I wouldn't mind so--hey! Stop confusing me."
"I wasn't confusing you. You're the one begging for me to call you 'love'."
"I was most certainly not begging."
"Riiiight. Whatever you say, Vader."
"Enough! Now, eighth question; what's the stupidest thing you've done?"
"Hanging up on you."
"Riiight. You're just saying that to flatter me so I won't want to get my revenge but nooo, your charms don't work on everyone."
"Damn it...but, do know that I am telling the truth."
"Sure you are. Anyways, ninth question; favorite food?"
"Everything."
"Everything?"
"Everything."
"Well then."
"Now that you've mentioned food, I'm hungry. Send me something to eat, Vader."
"Fine, what's your order?"
"Surprise me."
"Oh, I'll surprise you alright."
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