The Starbucks Hotline

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MACRO- Bold
ZOEY- Italic

"Hello, this is the Starbucks hotline, how may I help you?"

"Euh, oui , voulez-vous un peu de beurre sur votre muffin ?" *snickers* (French for: "Uh, yeah. Do you want some butter on your muffin?")

"Je ne sais pas. Ça dépend de la personne qui demande. Un boulanger concerné menant une enquête ou un idiot pervers?" 
(French for: "I don't know. It depends on who asked it. A concerned baker doing a survey or a perverted idiot boy?")

"Damn, it!"

"You're not the only one who takes french class, you idiot."

"Ah, Zoey. Ever so cheerful, you are."

"That's me. Cheerful. Yay."

"Anyway, how'd you know it was me?"

"Simple. Your voice. I swear, your voice is so deep, I thought the heavens was talking to me."

"Oh, come on. My voice isn't that deep."

"Uh, yes it is."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"At least my voice isn't, like, Professor Snape deep."

"Snape's voice isn't as deep as yours."

"It's deeper, idiot. His voice is like Stitch's voice after puberty."

"(Gasps) How dare you?! What kind of Harry Potter fan are you?!"

"It's not an insult, it's a fact."

"Whatever....hey, have you tried Pottermore?"