Legend:
MACRO- Bold
ZOEY- Italic
"H-"
"Hello, Anakin."
"I have two legitimate reasons to kill you. One; that prank you pulled and Two: for calling me that."
"What? You mean Anakin?"
"I shouldn't have told you my real name."
"Haha, I know. Poor you."
"Fuck you."
"I bet you would love to."
"Ew. Macro, you're so disgusting, I don't even know why I'm talking to you."
"Because I'm irresistible."
"No, I'm pretty sure I'm just desperate for entertainment."
"Yes. I am your only source of entertainment so be nice to me."
"Whatever. Okay, let us continue yesterday's game. You are now in question six."
"Okay...do you have any siblings?"
"Nope. I'm an only child. I'm the favorite. I have no competitors. I'm the jewel in the crown. I am the filling in the pie. I AM SUPERIOR."
"Lucky you. I have five."
"Aww. Poor MacMac."
"And they're all older than me."
"Hahaha! You're the lowest of the lowest. I guess your brothers bully you, huh?"
"Why would you think I have brothers?"
"Eh, I just assumed since you act all manly."
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