Christopher Columbus: SAILING THE SEVEN SEAS!!
England: Why are you in my backyard? =_=
Chris: *holding a toy boat in a little kid's swimming pool* Um...
Chibi!America: *crosses arms*
England: Go back to Spain.
Chris: NO! I WON'T GO HOME!!
England: *sighs*
Chris: I'm going to Japan's place!
~Timeskip~
Chris: *bursts door open* JAPAN!! Happy to see you!
Cuba: What?
Chris: Japan? Is that you?
Cuba: Who you talkin about?
Chris: You look...different...tanner...*grabs Cuba's arms* Hairier...
Cuba: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!! *kicks Chris out of house*
Chris: *sitting at Cuba's doorstep* No matter. I'll go to India's house!
~Another Timeskip~
Chris: HELLO INDIA!
America: What?
Chris: India?
America: No...I'm Ameri-
Chris: India! What did Britain do to you?! You're so blonde! You reek of fish and chips!
America: ................................
~Years Later~
Chris: *dies*
Spain: Such an idiot. ^^ *throws his body in incinerator*
Yandere-chan: *activates incinerator* ^^ *crazy ctrl laugh*
