The Red Capes Are Coming! (Ft. Kylo-lo, Batmunny and Nick Fresh)

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Superman: *flies*
Batman: SUPERMAN! UGHHHHH!!
Kylo Ren: *throws lightsaber*
Me: *runs in* Hey! That's dangerous!
Kylo: *glares and throws lightsaber at me*
Me: *falls*
Batman: NO ADMIN, GUYS! WE'RE FREE!!
Everyone: *cheers*
Me: I hate but love you guys.
Nick Wilde: *walks in* Hey guys.
Kylo: Who the hell are you?
Nick: I'm Nick the fox... From Zootopia...
Batman: Never heard of it...
Nick: *facepalm*
Superman: OH! That's the movie with the talking animals!
Nick: Yes!
Lex Luthor: I am his creator... Hahaha.
Me: You have hair... *feels his hair*
Lex: Yes I have hair. Hey Superman.
Superman: Kill me... ಥ_ಥ
Lex: *throws pictures of Martha from Doctor Who on him* (reference to the movie but I won't say anything)
10th Doctor: NUUUUUUUU!! *grabs pics*
Me: *picks them up and throws them off a cliff* I don't like her!
10th Doctor: Eh. Me either. Also, why is a furry bait here?
Nick: SHUT UP!
Kylo: Seriously. Your movie did not help the furry situation...
Nick: I'm just gonna go. (T_T)
Batman: *looks through furry posts*
Superman:......
Batman: Hehe....
Kylo: Tbh... I don't wanna know...
Me: Me either
10th Doctor: Nope...
**So I saw Zootopia and Batman v. Superman. Both are really good. Highly recommend. Just to put it out there cause I see it already, I have nothing against Furries. It's just that I find it a little strange to have a crush on an animal... Then again, I like fictional characters in which most of them are drawings so... I have no say in the furry world. Furries hate me anyway cause I cringe at their fanbase... If you're a furry... Don't hate me plz!!**

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