England: Hello love.
Me: Hi Iggy.
England: *obviously bored* Um....did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Hm?
England: If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
Me: O////O Um.....
England: Are you from Korea? Because your my Seoul-mate.
Me: O////O
England: Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!
Me: ^////^
England: Interested in making magic together? My wand is ready...*eyebrow wiggle*
Me: O///////O
England: Do you have a sunburn or were you always this hot?
Me: O////O Any more?
England: I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
Me: O////O Awwww!
England: ^///^
America: *takes notes*
