America: *eating a burger*
Cow: *goes to America*
America: ?????
Swarm of cows: *goes to America*
America: Oh no.
God of Cows: Alfred.
America: ??????
God of cows: I am the god of cows. You better put that burger down, sonny.
America: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs and drops burger*
God of cows: *looks around*
Cows: Moo. *leaves*
God of cows: *grabs burger and eats it*
